Saturday, October 29, 2016

I FEEL PRETTY: Summorum Pontificum Edition

Its use was suppressed for a reason.

Card. Castrillon arrived a bit ago.  I’m not sure why the choir sang Tota Pulchra Est.

Father D has it on good authority that was the antiphon that Kimbie Sample had requested for her entrance.

Meanwhile, over at the Congregation for Divine Worship, Pope Francis has been putting his stamp on the next S.P. Pilgrimage.

Thursday, October 27, 2016

AMMOSEXUAL LIFESTYLE: Grabbing Life By The Balls

Special thanks to CG for the latest gift from Father's Ammozon Wishlist.

This is real. These are "truck nuts" that have been adapted to fit the barrels of assault rifles.

Let me emphasize: there are men who fear homosexuality and call it an abomination but happily affix fake testicles to their rifles, which hang in their face while firing.

Let that sink in.

(Source: @jwfriedman)

So what's going on with yous guys? (and gals)?

Monday, October 17, 2016


Greetings from Biketoberfest bitches!

Who wants to meet up with Father D for a beer and a burger?

Still no sight of His Grace Tom "Wildman" Wenski.

Father will gladly bless your bike for a Fiver.

Thursday, October 13, 2016


Bishop Tobin gestures to show the morale of the Clergy in his diocese.

This has to be without a doubt, the biggest mistake Pope Francis has made.

Bishop Tobin with his puppy J-Rod.

I knew I was out of touch with the clerical gossip vine but this is ridiculous! Reynaldo frantically texted me that Thomas  Tobin was named Cardinal.

I keep forgetting English is Reynaldo's second language. Italian is his fourth language.

Joseph Tobin of Indianapolis.
What a relief!