Thursday, September 29, 2016

ACTION ITEM: God Smotes Iowa with Deluge



Reports are flooding in from Iowa. 


I have a STRONG SUGGESTION to the BISHOPS of the areas that are affected by floods.

It sounds as if the pastors of the area and their assistant bishops, the bishops – ESPECIALLY the diocesan bishop! – and religious priests of the region should get out their copy of the traditional Rituale.

Fathers… Bishops… put on all your gegear it's time to "lace up", get some people together, have them bring their talismans and blessed lucky BINGO charms, get out there and PRAY!

One, two, three, four; these are not the droids you're looking for.
Rain, rain go away and bother someone else today.

For some reason, God has decided to punish the state of Iowa with severe rain and potential flooding so we must do all we can, even breaking out the Olde Rituale and recite the Invicato contra omnia...
way; bother someone else today. 



Sunday, September 25, 2016

DO ALL BISHOPS HAVE A PUPPY?


Father D has commented in the past about certain Bishops and their puppies. It makes Father wonder if all Bishops have a puppy?  Father D has heard from more than one reader that our favorite protector of the homeless from Sal Francisco has a favorite puppy as well. Who would have thought!
Does your Bishop have a puppy? Tell us about him.