It's been a long time since Father has posted. As you can see, its been a rough winter. You see, Father has had a hemorrhoid flair up that has kept him off his ample ass. I've been under an order by Vladyka Eureka of
Topeka to stay off my ass and on my feet in either personal prayer, liturgy or in service to others. (Not to mention my three days
So even though my special doughnut seat cushion has yet to arrive by UPS from my Amazon Wishlist (thank you Venerable Canon for said gift) I'm making the painful sacrifice to sit at my computer and type this post. ( or I'm at the beach typing on my tablet with one finger.... who knows for sure? Who really cares as long as I spill the beans, so to speak?)
So, for the record, NO, I have NOT taken the job as chaplain for those fine sisters engaged in an avant guard healing ministry out in California.
Here is a new post so ya'll can chime in on what you hear and read without having to wait for comment approval. (Blogger automatically holds comments for review on older posts.)
For all you arse kissers and up and comers still humbly seeking to climb the ladder (that leads only to the chute straight to perdition) reserve (and pay for) your tickets now for the Rector's Dinner in April. Contact the Office of Institutional Advancement (that's Fundraising and Cash Flow for those that don't read Latin!)
for more information.
SPECIAL NOTE TO TALENT SCOUTS: There is a preview video available for this years tap dancers and soloists. Please inquire.
Be sure to tell them Uncle Jim sent you.
Father has heard some whispers about a new student anthem at the NAC. We've found one rendition that we will share with ya'll.