Making America Great Again by Making Expensive Vestments Overseas!
The end of the tax year is coming and surely you are thinking (like all smart men) about
Like my hero and political idol, Father believes we can Make America Great Again by having expensive brocade and lace tat made overseas. Surely no American tailor or seamstress is capable of work as fine and as detailed as that of Gamarelli in Eternal Rome.
We're having Pontifical
Needless to say, we need a white set. And we need YOU to pay for it. God wants this. It's good for you.
So once again you can do your part in making His Grace Bishop Morlino, the Extraordinarily Large Ordinary look Great Again by swaddling His Grace in only the finest White brocade nappies hand stitched by a Pontifical Tailor.
Oh yes, your donation to this
And while you're in the giving mood, consider sending Father a Christmas Card. If you cannot afford to send a check or postal money order, be sure to stroke Father's ego with a note stating how much you enjoy reading Father D's Blog, olim What Does The Priest Really Do All Day. That will make Father's day.
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