Thursday, November 24, 2016

Gobble Gobble



For those here in the USA, its territories and dependencies, and especially the women and men serving in the Armed Forces,  Happy Thanksgiving! ( And YES do take advantage of that old mysterious Indult of PP Pius granting permission for meat on the Friday after Turkey Day! Y'all are already serving in a penitential situation so there is no need to split ass hairs over it.)



For the rest of you...


41 comments:

  1. Happy Thanksgiving to you all.

    On another happy note, the following will surely get Lacy Boy, his fellow brick shitting turkeys and the Four Crimson Clad Ponces a huge dose of the stercs:

    http://www.onepeterfive.com/head-greek-bishops-accuses-four-cardinals-heresy-apostasy-schism/

    'Timete Danaos dona ferentes.'

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  2. Good health and long life to Despota Frankiskos Papamanolis!
    THAT was an amazing digestif for my turkey sandwich on this evening of the American Day of Thanksgiving!

    Is polla eti, Despota!

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  3. Achtung, baby!
    Archbishop Schneider of the Invisible City of Kitezh speaks to Brorate Caeli:
    Following the release of Bishop Papamanólis’s letter, Bishop Schneider warned: “The negative reactions to the public statement of the Four Cardinals resemble the general doctrinal confusion of the Arian crisis in the fourth century.”
    http://www.catholicherald.co.uk/news/2016/11/24/attacks-on-four-cardinals-aim-to-silence-the-truth-says-bishop-schneider/

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  4. Well, its gonna be very interesting to see how it all continues, now with either praising or condemning "Francis' Four Fucked Fathers"!

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  5. Don't have time to read a letter from Kazakhstan's ArchBorat Scheisse? Kein Problem! Now you can download and listen to Graspy reading it aloud! Don't walk, run!
    Father, if Four tightass Cardinals have Five Lubia, which one of the tightasses gets a double serving?

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  6. Fr D

    True to the spirit of Zilch it is THESE United States not THE United States. You are going to get all of the neo-confedrates in an uproar

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  7. Maybe poor Fr Z had to eat at KFC for Thanksgiving, given that the coffer is pretty low at almost 1700 and only 4 days to go in the month. Can we expect a waving Papal flag and hardship story?

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    1. The petulant bed wetter is given to fiddling his books I think. It serves his purpose to minimize the monthly swindle take occasionally. He is positioning himself for a huge 'poor me' take over the 'Happy Holidays' formerly known as the Christmas season.
      On the other hand, it would not surprise at all if some of his regular big $$ donors are waking up at last to the big Scam and getting nervous at his increasingly hostile, even sedevantist, stance against Francis.
      Even his idiot friends at onePeterfive must be getting worried about their association with the barking mad Lard Ass.

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    2. His friends at "OnePeckerFive" have gone completely Sede now.
      Since the genius that runs that blog has appeared on Fox News, he considers himself the hottest thing since jalapenos.
      Lacy-boy isn't ready to go sede. He would lose his patronage from Miss Morlino and a seat at that bishop's overloaded dinner table.

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  8. Self-Loather alert! Shallow thinker has the answers and he knows who you are, yes you!
    New York Times columnboy Ross Douthat devotes paper space to the Doobia as if it's VERY IMPORTANT. He makes passive-aggressive comments about Pope Francis and smug use of ironic "quotes". Where is getting these writing habits and obsessions? Hey, wait a minute...
    http://wdtprs.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/IMG_0337.jpg

    and a link to columnbiy's latest snoozer. Warning: boredom hazard. Not recommended, honestly. There's something about this guy that makes my skin crawl. Am I reading too much into his columns if I conclude, "compulsive masturbator"?
    http://www.nytimes.com/2016/11/26/opinion/sunday/his-holiness-declines-to-answer.html

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    1. Who would have thought that he is a chubby chaser!

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  10. May I ask you all to pray to Pope St. Formosus, patron of synod-attending prelates whose clothes are their undeniable best feature? Pray that the four Cardinals discover either Christianity or the delights of model railroading in the basement during a well-deserved early retirement.

    Pope St Formosus, pray for us.

    jean_paul_laurens_le_pape_formose_et_etienne_vii_1870Dear St. Formosus, Terror of the Olfactory and Supreme Pontiff of Holy Church, Patron of Weary Gravediggers and Well-Dressed Bishops, hear our urgent prayer and swiftly intercede with our Savior, obtaining for the four Lord Cardinals Brandmüller, Burke, Caffarra and Meisner abundant graces so elusive to them of the four Cardinal Virtues of Prudence, Justice, Fortitude and especially Moderation in which if you’ve seen their fashion shows you already know they are seriously deficient, so that those vexatious gadflies may either embrace Christian mercy and the authority of your successor as Sovereign Pontiff, Pope Francis, or decide to hang up their several hats each and take early retirement to lakeside cottages distant from Rome that they may weed in the flower garden until Our Savior shall call them home to Him, and could you meanwhile please protect them from therein accidentally digging their own graves?

    Also if you have the extra opportunity, Mundabor needs a brain, Father Zuhlsdorf needs a heart and Dorothy would like to go home to Kansas.

    Amen.

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    1. I mean, if Z is going to pray for the NCR's downfall, whyever not?

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  11. A few weeks ago there was one of the most entertaining demolition jobs on Lard Ass ever to have escaped the delete button.
    A commenter with the tag, dicens, not only took the Rump-Fed Runyon to the cleaners, he also single handedly lashed the cutlets off the Lard's praetorians.
    I doubt if decens will appear again.


    http://wdtprs.com/blog/2016/10/pope-francis-sweeps-the-membership-of-the-congregation-for-divine-worship/

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    1. That's a lot of red ink. Thanks for pointing me to it.

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  12. Mr Ed, Wilburs' favorite pack horseis back with a compliant clip clop and nose bag of canonical nostrums.

    Dr. Edward Peters says:

    28 November 2016 at 9:47 AM

    “Can a bishop permit permanent deacon to administer the Sacrament of the Sick?” Do people, these days, engage in the SLIGHTEST research of their questions themselves? How many times have you answered this IDENTICAL question posed by folks who apparently have never heard of Google?"

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  13. Are you ladies and gentlemen getting Christmas cards for the Rev'd Father Wilbur Z?

    My cards from the Met Museum have just arrived, and I have a dilemma. Should I send Wilbur Z a dove, a Tiffany window, or the avian inspired card?

    Please advise!

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    1. I am sending him a nice card featuring a big old stud in leather drag that says, "Season's Beatings".

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    2. What's Z's mailing address?
      He has FOUR Amazon wishlists on his website - mostly rifle scopes and gun-shot wound first aid kits, you know, man-of-the-cloth stuff.

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    3. Make a donation to the Human Rights Campaign or CAIR in his name. LOL

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    4. SNAP. We know he hates them and they do important work.

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    5. I'm giving him a membership to Human Rights Campaign, the United Farm Workers, and SNAP.

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    6. I might send him a DVD of Bernsteins MASS, though I'm sure the message would be lost on him.

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    7. Season's greetings again from the graceless Prince of Clerical Entitlement and Self-Indulgence:


      "Have a wonderful Advent!
      PS: I have also located and dusted off my Tactical Christmas Stocking.

      The moral patch, by the way, is from my unit in the SciFi books in which I am a character. I will put it out again soon in the hope that people who pass by will load it up repeatedly with mag and ammo… and stuff."

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  14. My wife is still roaring about Season's Beatings.

    Thanks!

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  15. The Great A-Retentive's self-supplied address is:

    Fr John Zuhlsdorf

    Tridentine Mass Society of Madison
    733 Struck St.
    PO BOX 44603
    Madison, WI 53744-4603

    NB: suggest this address: Mr J Todd Zuhlsdorf would really set of a chain reaction of apoplexia.

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  16. More indications that the lazy Lard Ass is a Latin dud:

    Deo sint laudes glóriæ,
    qui dat nos evangélicis
    per vos doctrínis ínstrui
    et prósequi cæléstia.

    Amen.


    To you, O Father; Son, to you;
    to you, blessed Spirit, glory be!
    So was it ay for ages past,
    so shall through endless ages last.

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  17. It reminds me of the old ICEL translations. He's certainly not a Church Of England man.

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    1. He's demonstrably not Catholic either.

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  18. It's a slippery slope. If you allow this (see link), then you could end up with a gay man intoning the Gloria.

    http://fox59.com/2016/11/29/bloomington-man-forbidden-from-singing-at-grandmothers-funeral-due-to-his-gay-lifestyle/

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  19. Okay, should we offer the Lutherans a deal to take him back?

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    1. They aren't that desperate or stupid.

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  20. It seems that Lacy Boy is in need of some more lace, this time in white!

    http://wdtprs.com/blog/2016/12/action-item-pontifical-vestments-fund-raising-white/

    "I found some beautiful and durable and affordable while jacquard damask." Given the fact that his GoFundMe is asking for $7,500, he has a VERY different view from me on what "affordable" is.

    I also noticed his Cash-O-Meter is down to $1,100 for the month. Another LEAN TUESDAY, perhaps, in this, the time of the St. Philip's Fast? Maybe a repeat of the SUPPER FOR THE PROMOTION OF CLERICALISM?

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    1. Also, why would someone actually BUY one of these shirts?

      http://www.cafepress.com/frzsstore/8514264

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    2. The waddling Fraud is probably factoring into the $7.5K a personal trip to Rome to deliver the drapery to the 1570 AD Pius V tailors and peddlers of clerical fetish requirements.
      Never attempt to get between the Lard Ass and a freebie excursion to Roma.

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    3. Ah, yes. Guns,ammo,flak vests, and.....fabric shopping. He is so butch that it takes one's breath away.
      All of the vestments that he has had made are the same design. There would be no reason to travel to Rome to have another set made since the vestment makers have a record of the previous ones, (can't he mail the fabric to them?)
      BUT...then he couldn't scam another free trip to Rome out of the minions.
      Why has no one questioned him about patronizing the makers of vestments in the United States?

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    4. You mean in Rome, Ohio?

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    5. Cute. Shit for brains.

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    6. Some one has slipped in a subversive little piece into the effete Lacy Boy's bleat on Rome made ornate paramenta:

      AMDeiG says:
      5 December 2016 at 11:53 AM
      http://www.altarworthy.com/index.html (Reference is to a local US vestment maker)

      The reactive blast from the petulant and badly sprung Lard Ass is predictable. When the morons who follow him do some checking he'll lose out in the inevitable rationalization for the next Rome trip:

      [Your point in posting this without any explanation is…..?]

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