Monday, June 20, 2016
GOD GUNS AND GOULASH
Speaking of what the nuts are doing...
The Junker Zuhlsdorf has doubled down on his promotion of firearms TRAINING for all of the faithful regardless of gender (how unusual!) so that they might be prepared for what will come. "It's a sporty world out there, my friends, and it's coming your way."
What's a sporty world?
Sporty: "athletic, fit, active, energetic.
I think we can all agree this is NOT Herr Z's point of reference. No judgement here. No one will ever accuse Father D of being "sporty" either.
Stylish, smart, jaunty, spiffy: "a sporty outfit." Perhaps he's ..... No. Tactical Clerical attire, sporty?
Falling short of a call to arms, the provocative Prussian Presbyter attempts to stir the Zombies to at least train themselves in the use of assault riffles like the AR 15, even if they will never own one, "get the training anyway." All that is missing is a convenient link on his sidebar to an online course taught by one of his advertisers which will give Herr Zuppa di Pesce a kickback for the referral. (Have I recently mentioned Mystic Masculine Monastic Coffee & Tea?)
Donations are down so the paranoia needs to be ratcheted up.
Father D is not anti gun. Father has a concealed carry permit in his two primary states of residence. Father comes from a family of hunters, and his father hunted deer each year for every possible season (rifle, muzzle loader and bow and arrow) which fed our family with venison in addition to wild turkey and pheasant.
Reasonable usage. Moderation.