Friday, February 26, 2016

UPDATE, ACTION ALERT AND YOUR NEWS

Sorry folks. Vladyka Eureka of Topeka does not understand the New Evangelization. He seems to want the clergy and laity working together performing the Corporal and Spiritual Works of Mercy to the average unwashed and even the unchurched, for some reason.  He just does not understand the VITALLY important witness that blogging presbyters (and deacons too, I guess) provide for the life of the Church.  He has even attempted to curtail Father's beach outreach ! Imagine!

So here Father is, at three in the morning, typing on his smart phone this vitally important blog post.  Father sacrifices his beauty sleep for you.

ACTION ALERT......At our last fraternal gathering we had a delightful Lenten Supper of lobster tails and calamari followed by a lively discussion about the use of scruple spoons. Will you consider dear readers and readerettes, of buying such a spoon for priests in need? The gentleman who works on commission down at the Missal Leaflette Corporation has kindly offered to keep tabs on the donations (credit cards accepted) and the running list of nuts priests who need one. Come on! Dig in!

TAKING A MORAL STAND....I know some Krazies have been taking swipes at the Girl Scouts and have even passive aggressively encouraged folks not to buy their cookies! Father D will buy twice as many this year. They freeze well.

What's your news? What are the Nutters in your Neighborhood doing?

51 comments:

  1. My news....hmmmmm. Lacy-boy is on another ""my view for a while" junket.
    Wait! That is not news.

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  2. Would a solid gold-plated eyedropper also be scrupulous enough?

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  3. Fr Jim once again does the 'Half-Nelson' on Lacy Boy and counts him out with a 'step over toe-hold' in the Philadelphia Archdiocesan inter gender wrestling completion. Chaput had been disqualified earlier on a dodgy registration.


    frjim4321 says:
    26 February 2016 at 10:36 PM

    “What does a guy do in a situation like this? Go into the ring and bust her in half? Would that be right? Go into the ring and risk losing because you can’t do what is necessary to win and still be … decent?”

    'Uhm, I think their real concern is that the girl would pin the boy.'

    The pouting, petulant Lacy Boy's fit of pique: [Their real concern is that it’s Just Plain Wrong.]

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  4. Lacy-boy doesn't really care about the wrestlers or anything else.
    He is diverting the attention of the minions away from the fact that he is out farting around on their money.

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  5. The Rev'd Mother continues to rage about the Franciscan church but unbeknownst to her has introduced a very interesting learned gentleman, Sir Anthony Kenny. TRM states that he is a Catholic priest who lost his faith. A quick look at his bio makes me wonder if he simply outgrew his childish faith and continues to seek something more mature. Wilbur and TRM have not yet achieved such integrity.

    Every now and then a pearl may be found amidst the stercus that TRM throws about.

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  6. Saint Pio Foundation
    Posted on 28 February 2016 by Fr. John Zuhlsdorf

    "I am in Los Angeles [See what he's doing?] for a fundraising event and concert [away-from-the-snow-junket!] in support of the Saint Pio Foundation [No! the so-that-I-can-be-seen-with-other-Genghis Khan-wingnuts] which supports the magnificent hospital Italy and legacy of the great saint. [and gets me a fully paid up 'my-view-for-awhile' sybarite indulgence]

    How about pitching in a bit? [I get the Kudos]

    Compose a text with your phone.
    The message: send to 41444

    padrepio AMOUNT YOURNAME

    Example
    padrepio $50 Joe Catholic
    Help out!"

    You can't make this stuff up!

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    1. Creflo Dollar would find Zildo's tireless money-grubbing excessive gauche.

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    2. She was kvetching a storm about being in middle seat.... Damn, who'd be deserving of friar flatulence in a row with them?

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    3. He wasn't assigned that middle seat. He sashayed down the aisle and took a pic of it and posted it, telling people that that is where he sat.
      Grifters gotta grift.

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  7. Explains a lot about the LA trip:

    Felix Bisextilis!

    Posted on 29 February 2016 by Fr. John Zuhlsdorf

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  8. Felix Bisextilis. Sounds like a house mate

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  9. Ah yes, Padre Pio, famous for his bilocation talents.
    Traveling Joe Catholic looking for Felix Bisextilis in LA?

    Text to 41444
    padrepio $50 Joe Catholic

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  10. Tancred and his coven are creating about Pope Francis's recollections of being a boy server. Apparently being a normal, high-spirited small boy is simply more evidence that the evil Bergoglio was out to destroy the one true Church from the word go.

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  11. Mr Ed learns another word.

    Dr. Edward Peters says:

    29 February 2016 at 10:50 AM


    "Bissextilis. Okay, there’s my word for today. Thx."

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  12. I think it takes a special type of asshole to make a conscious choice to wear handgun advertising to the airport. That's so insensitive to fellow passengers and attention-demanding of security that I question Fr Zuhlsdorf's fitness for society, never you mind ministry. Do you boys not have personnel offices? I mean seriously, once you're a priest is it all just picking assignments until someone rapes a child and gets sent off to the "treatment center," or do you have interventional discipline and occupational psychologists and whatnot? I'm not being funny, this is the kind of poor decision making and self involved thinking that causes real harm to people.

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    1. He's hawking lunar rw drivel from Father Junior Walnuts' Acton Institute as well. The funny thing is that I couldn't imagine the corpulent cleric lasting a week in a real survival situation.

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    2. Guys like him get away with pretty much anything because there are so few priests, that until they are caught with their bone rubbing on a kid, nothing is done.
      These idiots are only PLAYING church.
      There ain't no Thomas Aquinas's in this bunch

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    3. Uncle Frank and Aunt Lucy decide a priests life--their the one's who forked out the cash, and to say anything against them is an ad hominum argument.

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    4. .....ahem, capes and stuff like that, it's what St. Paul told us not to talk about, not even on this blog.

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    5. Well Readerette

      You know how Zero conintually goes on with this is such and such a day according to the old Missale Romanum...or...before the reform the prayer read...thus and so. See, he really hates all the conciliar reform of liturgy and canon law. EXCEPT when it comes to GUNS. The 1918 code forbade priests from carrying weapons.

      And Ed Peters has lost any and all credibility he ever had by consorting with this total creep

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  13. Lacy Boy is not concerned with Jesus Christ, Catholicism or any end of its spectra, TLM or any such. He's a fraudster who manoeuvred himself into the sine-cura branch of the priesthood as a means to avoiding anything to do with authentic faith, priestly service or commitment to the Gospel.
    He's a self-created celebrity collared entrepreneur who's well on the way to being exposed big time. I have no way of knowing for sure, but I have the impression that even the crestfallen, feckless automatons are beginning to wake up to the fact that he is just pushing their cash buttons and offering them nothing but turgid checkout tabloid shriek, shock, horror ecclesiastical drivel.
    So there......

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  14. Slimy-boy is sashaying around New York again on the minion's dime.
    She is taking some "R&R".
    How stupid can people be to give this idiot one thin dime?

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    1. Visiting the museums and food carts of NYC in his “comfy black BDU” with black combat boots and military Stryker Socks? Why would a civilian tourist need to wear a Battle Dress Uniform? The level of fantasy and delusion is kind of high here.

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    2. Father Zzzzzzz is a faithful member of the Church Militant and as a soldier in the Lord's Army should wear appropriate attire! No sloppy comfy tab collars for him!
      Perhaps he should have entered the Salvation Army rather than seminary.

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  15. Here's the part where the Stranded Flathead gets the better of the Blubber:

    fishonthehill says:

    4 March 2016 at 12:53 PM

    "Your aversion to the clerical suit pants and “dressier” shoes I find quite amusing; all in a day’s work in NYC."

    And the thin-skinned Lacy Boy snaps back and exits in a fit of pique: ["Who said I had an aversion to them? I observed that those shoes made my feet hurt. That’s amusing?"]

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  16. TRM is virtually calling Pope Francis a liar because of his comments about Pope Paul and African nuns. Hasn't this fool stopped to consider that the Holy Father could be more privy to the records of Pope Paul than the rest of us?

    Poor Father Feeney was silenced for defending the rights of an earlier Pope while this congenital idiot is allowed to slander our present Pope. Where is the justice?

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  17. 'Iron John' Zuhlsdorf posts of the more nauseating recent entries in the Manboys are from Mars genre. What's that German word for feeling embarrassed for someone else?
    The author, Anthony Esolen, sounds like he's writing a Letter from Neverland. You've heard all the 'arguments', no doubt: men LOVE boot camp (the all male kind), men prefer being surrounded by men, men LOVE be under someone else's authority just as "Lord Baden-Powell understood."

    What is going on in these minds? I think we deserve to know because people like Zildo and Assholen make very loud and very sweeping claims. I don't recognize 'men' in whatever they're talking about. It might have sounded convincing when I was eleven or twelve years old, however.

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    1. The word is fremdscham, to vicariously feel embarrassment.

      BDU's, guns, Bugattis, adventure novels, military fantasies, gender stereotyping... He's a perfectly normal adolescent boy. He'll grow out of it.

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    2. "Adolescent" boys that are his age do not grow out of it.
      If the history of the Catholic Church in the last 20 years has taught us anything,it is that they only become dangerous.

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    3. Well, quite. A look through the Bishop Accountability site leaves you with the impression that most of the molesters had sexual and personal development issues that stunted them in early adolescence. Father Zuhlsdorf is a benign (OK, relatively benign) example of the same. Celibacy in the Catholic clergy is a convenient place for self-involved, under-mature people to hide. So now that I think of it, I sorta hope Zuhlsdorf stays a perpetual 14 year old because if he starts to work out his stunted maturity who knows what the fallout would be?

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  18. He is using new scare tactics. He has moved away from solar flares and asteroids. Now he is talking about how dangerous all the hungry wild dogs will be.

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    1. Zed as "well-armed alpha" blaming the existence of feral dogs in Italy on "ridiculous left-wing liberals" . . . LOL.

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    2. Zzzzz has long written about his dislike of dogs. It just shows what a miserable person he is.

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  19. The most recent post over at Z's is hysterical. I am a bit disappointed I didn't get to see the whole event in real life. A custodian cut down a figure of Mary Pippin's flying inside a Cathedral...lol...lol..lol!!!

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    1. Yeah. I'd love to be the curate at that parish!

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  20. Zzzz is trying to get his sheep to pay for a red set of vestments for his 25 anniversary. He links to a Gofundme page. Interestingly the gofundme site says the vestments are for the Tridentine Mass Society of Madison and will be used for the bishop and other feasts and occasions. Nothing is said about the fact that he wants them for his own use. Someone should investigate. Zzzz is definitely not a non-profit. Once again he is trying to scam people. I hope they shut down his 501c3. He is a fraud and a cheat as well as a homophobic vile person.

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    1. I'm certain Zzzzzz would not abuse the tax exempt status of the Madison LMS. Bishop Morlino appoints the president of the LMS and I'm certain there are accountability checks in place for their financial matters. I'm sure Zippy is encouraging the Zombies to give to the LMS vestment fund drive in honor of his 25th and the pontifical set remains property of the LMS and not Zzzz. If he wanted a personal set, I'm confident he would ask directly or passive aggressively for such a gift.

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    3. Notwithstanding the favorable exchange rate, the cost of the vestments has shot up to $8000.

      Why do folks take this guy seriously? He says there are four dalmatics in a "pontifical set" This is patently untrue. He doesn't know what he is talking about. In the old days there were in fact three dalmatics (2 assistants & deacon of the Mass) and two tunicles (subdeacon of the Mass and cross bearer). Moreover, Gamarelli's vestments are cut for slim Italians and look absolutely ridiculous on XXXL Americans, with due respect. So much for beauty!

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    4. No, he's right. One more dalmatic for the bishop to layer under the chasuble. Must need be voluminous to fit The Most Serene Highness His Nibs the Extraordinarily Ordinary Morlino. Hence the extra cost. Have you priced hot air balloons lately? Spendy!

      http://www.hotairballooning.com/classified/categories/envelopes.html

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    5. Sorry, he isn't correct. The generic pontifical dalmatic, along with a matching pontifical tunicle (in the past the prelate, not necessarily a bishop, wore a tunicle and dalmatic of thin plain silk under the chasuble at solemn Mass) neither of which form part of a "pontifical set" but usually the personal belongings of a prelate). For someone posturing as an expert, Zzz should know better. Last time he created a gold "pontifical set" he forgot the gremial(a napkin placed on the prelate's lap when he is seated) or something else, and was later scramblng about for matching fabric to create one.

      He makes it up as he goes along. If he is a genuine traditionalist, why was he stuffing his face in New York during the middle of Lent and boasting to the world about it?

      One of his approved commenters (not me) suggested Zzz "get a job and pay for them himself" (i.e. the new red set) a comment which was removed promptly.

      Please remember, the cost of the red set is now priced at $8,000, up 1K since he begged for the last set last year.

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    6. Like anointing the dead it is what is intended that counts. Z knows that going to the slammer for tax fraud would give him opportunity to initiate the EF into the Federal Pen system. When he gets out all the syncophants and middle management bureaucrats will no longer be dropping his name and he will be able to finish his degree in peace.

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    7. I may have misread his original post but I could have sworn that it said the red vestments were also for his 25th anniversary. The current wording clearly distinguishes the fundraiser for the red set and another upcoming fundraiser for his 25th anniversary. He is sly. He redacts his postings at the drop of a hat when he encounters any resistance. If the current reading is exactly what was there originally, I apologize.

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  21. In his footnote to the new vestment scam, he talks about a new green set and asks supporters to start thinking about a 'true rose' set. Now there is a really waste of money. How many times a year can you use rose vestments? Two? And how often on those specific days do they celebrate a pontifical Mass? They will languish in the drawer never being used.

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  22. http://wdtprs.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/img_2551.jpg

    Jesus, Stills, and Nash he's on the move again!
    Don't say Zildo isn't fasting this Lent; the airport Chic-Fil-A was closed! Seems the Good Christians(TM) at Chic-Fil-A toil not on the Sabbath.
    http://wdtprs.com/blog/2016/03/my-view-for-awhile-orange-juice-edition/#comments

    And further Lenten sacrifices:
    I squeeze into the laughably mislabeled Delta Comfort+ seat. Good grief.

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  23. As a good Libertarian/Republican shouldn't Fr. Z be supporting American artisans first? I do like to visit Gammarelli's but for socks only. I much prefer Wippels for vestments but I'm an Independent.

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    1. Father Z is a citizen of Christ's dominion. Mere political borders don't apply to his assholiness in the pursuit of his "$elf".

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    2. Doesn't matter if you use the vestments (better not to, they won't get wrinkled), they can be used for exclusive showings for "old time hockey" donors, who don't want to send any cash to the Jesuits in Central America.

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  24. "FATHER, I HAVE A SERIOUS QUESTION..."
    ASK FATHER:
    A priest is on a train travelling south from Boston's South Station at 65pmh to Penn Station in New York City. One hour after Train 1 leaves South Station, Train 2 departs from Penn Station heading north at 50mph filled with passengers seeking to GO TO CONFESSION.
    The dining car on Train 1 offers 16oz 'Gansett tall boys for $9 each and the priest aboard Train 1 can consume 2 beers for every 1 bowl of free popcorn.
    QUESTION: Will the priest make it to Veselka on 2nd Avenue before closing time?

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    1. YES! Because when Father travelz by rail, especially to a meal, he alwayz removes hiz collar and juzt wearz hiz tactical blackz, so no one botherz him. If no one is paying, Father ain't praying. Even for confession. That's what parish clergy are for. Father sayz GO TO CONFESSION! Not to ME per se, but to ones parish priest.

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    2. Great variation of the happyface.com scam Fr. D., If Z always directs someone (without cash) to another priest, Z can call in the marker later on, (Hey! look how much I did for you!)or if the priest has clout stand in the other's light, and start another exclusive club. If things go good "It's me", if things go south "It's him."

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