Thursday, November 19, 2015

WTF! Where in the World are Father D and Reynaldo?!

WTF! What The Fun!

Been rather busy around WDTPRDAD past couple months.

I've not been able to post as I've spent some time on the islands where internet connections are very spotty and unreliable on the best days.
The truth is one of my very best friends, Father Ted Crilly needed coverage for his parishes on Craggy Island while he went on sabbatical to Creighton at the insistence of his bishop.

Since American Thanksgiving is coming up, Reynaldo and one of his classmates (a very special cleric to a very pretentious prelate) decided to join Father D for a couple days, rather than get stuck at the anal annual NAC Cornhole Tournament.

So in the midst of all the Mercy flowing from the pope and all the madness spewing from the Krazy Katholic Konverts, Father D has been without a connection to the real world except for the evening paper delivered on The Island by boat almost twenty-four hours after it is published on the mainland. So old Father D is even more out of the loop than normal.

Father D's best friend, Father Ted

Father D in the driveway of Parochial House

Reynaldo and Buddy horsing around

Father Crilly, as many of you already know, was the subject of a BBC reality show many years ago. The bishop recognized the administrative and pastoral abilities of Father Ted, and made him priest in charge of the parochial house on Craggy Island. The two other clerics in the house have had some challenges In the past, so they require the support of an experienced priest like your beloved Faddah D. So the powers that be, decided  that you devout readers, (all three of you)  should be deprived of my wisdom for a few days.

Boy if you think your pastoral team is whacky, wait until you get a load of these guys!


  1. Meanwhile, Zildo is suckling at the teat of his cash cow. Sloppy Gammarelli Minnesota Vikings uniforms for the mincing Latin dancers.

  2. Just get a housekeeper like Mrs Doyle and all your problems will be solved.

  3. Love how the fabric shop in Italy blew him off when he wanted to purchase more of the gold. They were probably rolling their eyes when he minced in and almost set the shop on fire with his flaming.

    1. What the Sleazy One is angling for is yet another First Class return ticket to Rome primarily to do the sybarite thing and secondarily to do the poncing around Gammerelli's brocade and lace emporium.
      Never find yourself between Brassy Boy and a travel junket!

    2. "have you seen her dressed in gold, like a queen in days of old, she keeps colors all around like a sunset going down."

  4. Actually, father Ted was a Channel 4 production (our second public interest broadcaster partially funded by central governments) not BBC. The series was offered to RTE - Irish public sector station - first but they declined it.

  5. Zzzzz is in fine form today chatting about the ham radio club he wants to form. One wag suggested a classic organization from Spanky and our gang. Zzzzz is afraid to mention the name. I'm not. It was the 'He-man Woman Haters Club'. Classic self-loathing gay?

  6. World hunger, poverty and the refugee crisis didn't make it to Zildo's playlist today but friggin' WHOA... Fordham University is installing gender neutral rest facilities.

    1. he'd better never go to McSorley's then, hotbed of postmodern gender-erasing revolution that it is.

    2. I drank there legally before they admitted women... Damn, I'm getting old....

  7. More brown nose, grovelling lay clericalism from Mr Ed and the Harpy. These two refugees from sanity are dishing up to Lard Ass just the kind of adulation he dines out on more than his chicken dinner.

    1. Dr. Edward Peters says:

    23 November 2015 at 10:07 AM

    “I had a Supper for the Promotion of Clericalism…” I like guys who are proud of what they do. So, I like priests who are proud of being priests."

    2. Kathleen10 says:

    23 November 2015 at 10:31 AM

    "I like your cause! We need more clericalism, absolutely. Do priests realize that laypeople look at them and wonder at what they alone can do? Granted, today there are people who don’t realize, and worse, people who want to bring the priest and the office to a kind of secularized level, but for those who do realize, the priesthood is amazing, and we are very grateful for it and all good priests. God bless all of you.
    That dish looks scrumptious! Cooking and baking is a joy, and I’m glad all that effort paid off in a wonderful dinner with good friends.
    Oh, to be a fly on your wall for that conversation."

    1. And they have no idea with what contempt that he hold them in. His arrogant hatred of the laity is masked ( not very well ) by his terminal bitchiness to them all. The tongue on the boots only comes out for someone that he thinks can do him some good.

    2. To be a fly on the wall and listen to them mock those who have donated cash and gift cards for their food? I would want to spare any kind hearted (though confused) person from being anything on that wall. I wonder if his new residence will have a kitchen suitable to his culinary skills?

    3. Damn I hope so....As a chef it sucks having to cook on subpar equipment

    4. For me it was the dark. One of my biggest culture shocks was seeing a female piss in the trough standing up.

  8. Gus 57 must be a big contributor to get away with this spinning pineapple he sent in the general direction of Lacy Boy's fundamental orifice:

    Augustin57 says:

    23 November 2015 at 2:24 PM

    "Hey, Father Z!

    If chefs could hear Confession and say Mass, I think you would be a perfect fit. But, better to be a priest that can cook vs. a cook that does priestly duties part time. ;)"

    "[How charming.]" - muttered the unmasked and extremely pissed off Brassy Boy.

  9. Me wee, wee laddy...
    Eye thinkest thou shouldst pray, pray, pray... instead of fooling around on the internet.

    The more you shall honor Me,
    the more I shall bless you.
    -the Infant Jesus of Prague

    trustNjesus, lad,
    and wiseabove to Seventh-Heaven.
    God bless you