Tuesday, October 27, 2015

This Time, Peripheries With Irony



FRANCESCO FUTURE
of the
ROMAN CATHOLIC CHURCH

Archbishop of Bologna
BEFORE
created Cardinal by Benedict XVI
Carlo Cardinal Caffara

Archbishop of Bologna
NOW
appointed by Pope Francis
Bishop Matteo Zuppi

Auxiliary Bishop of Rome
Member of the Sant'Egidio Community
"Community Without Borders
Prayer * Evangelization * Peace
and Service to the Poor
beginning in church"

Archbishop of Palermo
BEFORE
created Cardinal by Benedict XVI
Paolo Cardinal Romeo

Archbishop of Palermo
NOW
appointed by Pope Francis
Father Corrado Lorefice
Priest of the Diocese of Noto
Pastor, Saint Peter the Apostle Church, Modica
Teacher of Moral Theology, Institute of Religious Science
San Metodio of Syracuse


MEANWHILE
FRAUDINARIATE FUTURE
of the
LADIES OF WALSINGHAM
"Oh say, luv, could you pass the Bitter Bag o' Onions?"

ADDITIONAL FRUITLOOPS FUTURE:
ZILDO THE ZOMBIE
(expects "to be named Patriarch of North America by Pope Pius XIII" in order to "clean up our schools" by getting boys to wear pom-poms, dresses, and lace)
The Surging Seminarians' Hats Are In!
and what they'll be wearing with them
(I guess there's no Thanksgiving Day football game
at the Surging Seminary!)

And a free book for everyone
who buys the Surging Seminarians
something to keep them giggling!

Roberta Cardinal Rebecca
ME OR NOTHING:
A Conversation on Why I Hated the Hut,
Jolted Out of the Jungle,
Badgered My Way Into Benny's Bastion
Then Finagled Frankie Into Letting Me Be
Watchman of Worship,
Captain Magnificent of Cappa Magnas,
Extraordinary Mass Maniac,
and One Mean Scowling Bastard!
Online Today! In Flea Markets Tomorrow!
Sal Francisco: Obnoxious Press, 2015
"The idea of putting Magisterial teaching in a beautiful display case while separating it from pastoral practice, which then could evolve along with circumstances, fashions, and passions, is a sort of heresy, a dangerous schizophrenic pathology: Bergoglio Crap, know what I mean?  I therefore solemnly state that the Church in Africa is staunchly opposed to any rebellion against the teaching of Jesus and of the Magisterium. . . .  The Church of Africa is committed in the name of the Lord Jesus to keeping unchanged the teaching of God and of the Church. Which is why no one has joined the Catholic Church in Africa in about three generations. And why the other Bishops wanted me the hell out of there. Like Arinze before me. Notice we're both at everything in Rome. Would YOU go back there?"
— Robert Cardinal Sarah

36 comments:

  1. Pip pip ole chap! I'll have you know that Father and Mister Minchew though civilly married maintained chastity in their relationship much like Father and Missus Hunwicke have. All a matter of the internal forum. No need for externals like you and your kind to make everything sexual. You must be an American or an Australian.

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    1. Was Bearded Burnham in charge of the Cut And Paste Together A New Old Liturgy that did for your Fraudinariate the same as Mother HoneyWhiskers complained that Bugnini did for the Vatican II Mass? How come you became The Ordinary Newton with no beard? Give our regards to Wayne next trip to Vegas. Thank you.

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    2. Oh that cut and paste thing! That's all part of the continuity of reconstruction. The Ordinary Newton DOES have a beard for formal occasions. Mrs. Newton!

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  2. And moving on from the churlish whinge of the anal retentive parson above,
    here's a piece from the auto-erotic Munday Wank to rattle Brass Ass' gilded cage:


    1. vaticano83 | October 26, 2015 at 3:53 pm
    Good day M.
    Fine picture of Franco there. Oh Lord send us men of his quality again to defend Christ the King!
    Would be curious to know your take on Fr Z and his view of the Synod
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    o Mundabor | October 26, 2015 at 6:08 pm
    Father Z’s reading is, if you ask me, far too pessimistic and more than borderline – in good faith, of course – damaging.
    M

    Needless to say, Lacy Boy shook himself out of the-I'm-not-taking-any-notice-of-the- Synod-despondency just like a Minion at another GOFUNDME.

    He's turned mongrel overnight, going from the neutered poodle to attack dog. The give-a-dog-a-bone is the letter of protest sent by prominent theologians to the NYT.

    How many cans of Lucky Dog Dinner will all this buy?

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  3. Ha! Jokes on you, Zuppi likes to do the preVatican II mass and you can find photos of him dolled up ( lace, purple gloves, the works). Lorefice also wears lace and fiddleback on occasion.

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    1. Joke's on YOU. Both of them SERVE THE PEOPLE OF GOD. Unlike the Traddie Assholes of the USA and UK who RIP OFF the People of God to serve their FAT ASS selves. They're real priests in other words. Not make believe fakes like Zuhlsdorf and the Fraudinariate Fruitcakes.

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    2. Zuppi turned the giant Sant'Egidio Church into a banquet hall for the poor, while Zuhlsdorf turned the Madison Cathedral into a 1950s dump. Lorefice recruited vocations called to pastoral ministry, while Zuhlsdorf turned the seminarians into a Girl Scout Troop.

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    3. Duh, i saw.the photos you posted. But have you seen these babies:
      http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-yCIXa8voBYk/Uzl0B0Cn9MI/AAAAAAAAJDA/bxngqPM3lpA/s1600/2014-03-30+11.55.45.jpg


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    4. As for Don Lorefice, http://www.radiortm.it/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/padre-lorefice.jpg

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    5. Come on, Padre D, youre pulling our leg!! If this blog has taught me anything its that grown men who wear purole gloves and lace cant give a hoot about God's poor people!

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  4. Wait, you guys are actually trying to make a point with this blog? I thought it was all about making fun of the appearance of people you dont like.

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    1. And making fun of the people who do like the people they don't like. Which is working because those idiots post responses that make those idiots look even more idiotic than the people Fr D makes fun of.

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  5. Pope makes two priests doing full time priest work into Archbishops. Morlino makes Zuhlsdorf who's been robbing laypeople for years and doing no work into his seminarian den mother transforming seminarians into effeminate antiquarians. You shitheads see the difference?

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  6. Looking at your pic of the toilet made me think of public works which in turn reminds me of a once Catholic, turned Orthodox, back to Trent Catholic and presently back to Orthodox who runs a blog with the Latin title that translates as the public work.
    My point? Why would someone who belongs to a church that allows at least three tries at marriage fret about a church which is merely discussing communion for the divorce? Why would he worry about homosexuals in the Catholic Church when his own church is dominated by long haired bearded homosexuals?

    Father, Father D what do you think?

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    1. Please link to the blog. This sounds deliciously messed up.

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    2. He seems to be in favor of the 'Bishop' with the red velvet finger now. This time it seemed to be only a matter of days with the Orthodox and now his is into Fellayism! Absolute and raving nut!

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    3. Hmmmmmm Communion to the unwashed divorced you say?

      If that be the case, what of marital problems among the clergy? I remember an infamous case of a massive breakup occurring on Holy Thursday with the pastor running around the rectory screaming HOW CAN HE LEAVE ME ON THE FEAST OF THE PRIESTHOOD!!!!!

      Of course, that little adventure in the theater of the absurd pales next to his invited dinner at the convent following a trip to Greece ("In the steps of Saint Paul"....don't you know)....... When asked the highlight of the trip, the drunken mess, with a blank stare, looked up at the good sister and said "The Bell Hop in Athens."

      Take it from Janet, and so many have, there are countless stories in the named diocese.

      To all you pumpkins out there....Trick or Treat!!!!!!!!!

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    4. Holy flappin' batwings Janet! What a story.

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  7. http://ad-orientem.blogspot.com/2015/06/for-record.html

    Already changed? Too bad all those nice Latin breviaries are gone.

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    1. I still have some to sell if you're interested.

      However, the difference between myself and everyone commenting on this blog is that I can actually read Latin...and write proper English.

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    2. This is outstanding news, Public Works Dept, now you can nick over to the What does the Brass Ass actually do for a day job blog and coach the Lacy Boy in both Latin and English. He knows neither of them

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    3. Opie, your grammar is amiss. You've misused the word however, which typically joins two clauses is a sentence. Interestingly, this usage is often found in speaking patterns commonly used by gay writers. Your choice of personal pronoun "myself" is improper too. Should be "me" and it should follow the reference to "others".

      I will hazard that your Latin skills are better than Zuhlsdorf's.

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    4. The Works Depts' challenges in the linear thinking and writing areas are, like those of the other European Nobility/Royalty pretenders, the result of centuries of in-breeding. They compensate for the deficiencies by simply waiving the royal palms and exempting themselves.
      Mundabor and Tancred of the Toxic Weed do it all the time.

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    5. Having you guys make fun of me has been an endless source of cheap traffic. I appreciate it. Keep up the good work, mouth breathers.

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    6. You're very welcome, Lacy Boy G Sanchez. The only cheap traffic in all this is your mode of travelling first class on local and international flights on the donated dollar of people who couldn't afford a bus ticket down town.
      You have become so desensitized to anyone or any human concern outside yourself that you have lost your moral compass. Actually, you probably never had one.

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  8. Read your article about free speech. Baseless drivel. You worship men and costumes and claim your cultic behavior to be Christianity. Even the Irish people broke the Catholic stranglehold on its culture and extended rights to its Gay communities.

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  9. The duplicitous Brass Ass is reaching for the danger diapers now that he has come across a faddish Latin Mass site which could threaten his own niche market. The real danger for the Bloated Lacy Boy is that this one, run by College kids, features information, gushing, boundless beauty, truth, niceness and oozing sincerity and all for Free. Note too that the Swastika symbol in the Kiddy logo is gratis:

    WARNING: False, so-called “Latin Mass Society of the United States and Canada”
    Posted on 30 October 2015 by Fr. John Zuhlsdorf

    "There is something out there called the “Latin Mass Society of the United States and Canada”.
    Do NOT confuse this with the true and decades old and clean Latin Mass Society in the UK.
    This so-called “Latin Mass Society” is at lmsociety.com I provide the address not for you to go there to look, but to be informed.
    I am entirely against this … thing… whatever it is.
    I consider it creepy weird.
    There seems to be a touch of the neo-nazi to it, including swastikas in its logo."

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    1. I took a read through this site and find it to be a sincere and inviting expose to the Latin Mass. Zuhlsdorf is shitting in his silk pompom hat because of competition.

      No swatstikas either.

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    2. Zuhlsdorf thinks lmsociety "creepy weird", REALLY... this said by the guy trying to effiminatize the next generation of the Priesthood.... You are an asshole, John.

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    3. "No swatstikas either."

      right, i didn't see any.

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    4. There was a logo on Zuhlsdorf the Lutheran Pretender's site that did show swastikas (sorry about the earlier mis-spelling)... my fingers were racing faster than my mind, which does happen from time to time.

      The logo reproduced lacked any Nazi or neo-Nazi context. The swastikas were likely of some ancient use.

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    5. The swastika is found in Buddhist symbolism throughout its various traditions. It signifies the cycles of life, growth, death and rebirth. It also features in some of the drawings/ornamentation in some North American Indian art.
      Lacy Boy is into money not knowledge. Catch the latest drives: Madison Sq Dance Latin Mass purple drapery set for the Pontificals at the Pedestal; Ham Radio equipment. What's the bet he'll be doing another couple of 'Begging Bowl' drives to fund first class junkets back to Rome and Tokyo in the new year.

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  10. Fr. D, I'm surprised you've passed up an opportunity to call it "Our Lady of FALSEingham". You usually like the word play.

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    1. Even my cold and stony heart has some love for the Holy Mother of God.
      Though I do like that word play! Since you mentioned it, I have less guilt to carry for laughing at it and perpetuating it. Correct? Indeed.

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