ADDITIONAL FRUITLOOPS FUTURE:
ZILDO THE ZOMBIE
(expects "to be named Patriarch of North America by Pope Pius XIII" in order to "clean up our schools" by getting boys to wear pom-poms, dresses, and lace)
The Surging Seminarians' Hats Are In!
and what they'll be wearing with them
(I guess there's no Thanksgiving Day football game
at the Surging Seminary!)
And a free book for everyone
who buys the Surging Seminarians
something to keep them giggling!
Roberta Cardinal Rebecca
ME OR NOTHING:
A Conversation on Why I Hated the Hut,
Jolted Out of the Jungle,
Badgered My Way Into Benny's Bastion
Then Finagled Frankie Into Letting Me Be
Watchman of Worship,
Captain Magnificent of Cappa Magnas,
Extraordinary Mass Maniac,
and One Mean Scowling Bastard!
Online Today! In Flea Markets Tomorrow!
Sal Francisco: Obnoxious Press, 2015
"The idea of putting Magisterial teaching in a beautiful display case while separating it from pastoral practice, which then could evolve along with circumstances, fashions, and passions, is a sort of heresy, a dangerous schizophrenic pathology: Bergoglio Crap, know what I mean? I therefore solemnly state that the Church in Africa is staunchly opposed to any rebellion against the teaching of Jesus and of the Magisterium. . . . The Church of Africa is committed in the name of the Lord Jesus to keeping unchanged the teaching of God and of the Church. Which is why no one has joined the Catholic Church in Africa in about three generations. And why the other Bishops wanted me the hell out of there. Like Arinze before me. Notice we're both at everything in Rome. Would YOU go back there?"
— Robert Cardinal Sarah