Tuesday, October 13, 2015

SISTER WANTS TO KNOW WHO DID THIS!


"OK . . . Which of you Eminently Naughty Boys

SPRAYED THOSE DIRTY WORDS ON THE RECTORY WALL?"

NO NO NO, Suora, IO SANTO SANTO SANTO!

NOT ME - HAPPY THANKSGIVING DAY - EH?!

NOT ME - JUST A HAPPY NAC-ER TAPPER HERE!

ARF ARF ARF ARF ARF ARF ARF ARF ARF . . . NO!
I JUST DON'T BELIEVE IN COMPROMISING CATHOLIC TEACHING EVER! ALMOST.

NOT ME, HUPPELKUT!

SUNYI GAZEMBER PÖCSFEJ!

DO I LOOK LIKE SOMEONE WHO WOULD PISS ON POPE FRANCIS?

TOO BUSY TWEETING . . . HOW COULD IT BE ME?
LOOK AT MY SMILE! JUST ANOTHER GOOD SHEPHERD!
WOULD I LIE TO YOU?

SCUSI . . . WHERE THE MEN'S ROOM? . . . GRAZIE!

Una de las tentaciones más serias que ahogan el fervor y la audacia es la conciencia de derrota que nos convierte en pesimistas quejosos y desencantados con cara de vinagre.

WAY TOO HOLY TO THROW SHIT AT POPE. YES?


March 13, 2013: "The Italian Conference of Bishops congratulates Cardinal Scola on his election to the Chair of Peter. Viva il Papa!"

Osso Buco, about dis-a big! per favore!
Yo soy un hombre sincero
De donde crece la palma,
Y antes de morirme quiero
Echar mis versos del alma.

Voulez-vous coucher prier avec moi?
Let's wind this up with a full-fledged tribute to our own two wonderful Cardinals who don't want to tell us anything about their behind-the-scenes Synod manipulation, which will probably get them a free dinner in The Big Apple from the Bitter Bag o' Onions and his Bishop Cagey-Uh-Know-Nuttin'! Way to go, Princes We're Proud Of! Here's to you and to the school that got you ready to groove!

36 comments:

  1. I think that Gay Ray is ultimately behind it.. You?

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    1. Naw. I have it on good authority that Lord Ray-Ray is deep into secret, pre-Conclave activities in preparation for the imminent overthrow of the current Anti-Christ.
      His first two actions as "Pope Pius XIII" : 1) Resurrect the watered-satin industry 2) Require all clergy to have a biretta with a pom-pom in every closet.

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  2. Missy Voris is BESIDE herself with all of the intrigue.
    She is really pissed that the guy from New Ways Ministries turned him down for a Sunday night stroll around the Baths of Diocletian.
    ( " I am not a Blogger, you bitch. " " I am a journalist." ) ( wig-toss )

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  3. And now the Brass Ass has declare that "The Letter" is a dangerous trap for the children of righteousness, aka the dumb bastards who fund him, so it should be set aside forthwith until Pentin can unravel the mess and churn out another carefully researched instant pot boiler for Z's Amazon book rip off caper.
    The truth is such an asshole and monumental inconvenience for Lacy Boy especially when even the most moronic of his disciples would discover that the Magister ploy is a scam gone belly up. Pity they haven't brought the same acumen to bear on Z's fabrications.

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  4. If you look carefully there's a point coming out of Burke's biretta. It appears that Burke is wearing the dunce's cap.

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    1. That isn't Burke. That is Georgie Porgie Pell sashaying down the streets of Sydney. ( Down under, indeed! )

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    2. Easy mistake. All that red silk makes them hard to distinguish one from the other.

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  5. Dude c'mon, ++Collins, my Archdiocean head, is really a chill dude in person. He's passionate about youth like myself.......

    Lol! Kay I get the joke. Man you picked on that 13 cardinals letter good!

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  6. Well things have changed in Newark since my days.

    http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/archbishop-john-myers-communion_561d5afbe4b0c5a1ce60cf7d

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    1. Funny story.. Myers used to go around "bragging" about the fact that he was going to replace the evil liberal Bernardin while in Peoria. His secretary mistakenly told this to Bernardin's secretary and Bernardin used to enjoy telling the story.

      I was acquainted with one of Myers' toadies, Monsignor Swetland, while I was at UIUC. Probably one of the worst examples of the priesthood that I've ever met - smug careerist who actually yelled at people in the Confessional and gave nasty politicized sermons.

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    2. Wasn't he one of the EWTN darlings?

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    3. I believe so. Unlikable arrogant person.

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  7. Dolan and DiNardo, two of the most arrogant and dumbest shits ever to rise to the top of the septic tank, US Catholic Church.

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    1. A friend "on the inside" told me way way back that Dolan was furious that he, at the time President of the USCCB, was passed over by Francis for O'Malley when it came to the Group of 9 Cardinals. Francis must have seen him for the self-centered loud-mouth he is way back when. DiNardo comes right out of the Nut Factory. Just went further than most of the other nuts.

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    2. Yeah.. Francis seemed to see through that whole slimy Papa Francesco act of Dolan ' s in NYC.

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  8. I'm sure all the Krazy Konverts lamenting any compassion on the part of Francis or the Synod will agree completely with the ArchPharisee of Newark's latest bullshit. When is this idiot going to retire to his million dollar mansion and get the hell out of Jesus' way? Myers the Asshole
    http://ncronline.org/news/faith-parish/nj-archbishop-sets-rules-barring-catholics-communion

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  9. "Get the hell out of Jesus' way."

    I just love that phrase. Never heard that one before. Thanks!

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  10. Back in the pre-iPhone days, I was spending a few summer days at a special spot at the very tip of Cape Cod, where Sean O'Malley's sandals used to come from, come to think of it. Early one AM I went to the Computer Cafe to check my email (LONG TIME AGO!) and a group of middle aged men were screaming Lamentations around a computer screen informing them that Myers had just been appointed their Archbishop. Strange to find so many Newark priests on vacation in that town, but man was their reaction prophetic in its anger and sorrow.

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  11. LOL!
    Zoobs posts an item titled "The Coming Storm" about topless feminists attacking a cathedral! In Argentina... hmmm.
    Run for the hills, Zildo! Don't forget your 'tactical' Roman Catholic priest duds! Haha!
    Lacy Boy writes:
    Warning. The photos and video are dreadful and not a little gross in many respects.
    i.e. boobs
    Oh and the latest rant by Cardinal Becky on how homosexuals are Hitler. Does Z or his readers ever get tired of those kind of stories?

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    1. He's all over the place...even has stuff on solar flares. There must be something about the mention of solar flares that inspires some people to give away their money. He also has a post about TLM, and how trads shouldn't just lie down and let the shepherds ignore then kick them. Instead they should withhold their money or rent a fancy bus to another TLM.

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    2. Zuhlsdorf has been helpful in some research I have been doing. He has provided an answer to the question from where do supermarket tabloid readers come.

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  12. Sister already knows just how much the Crass Materialist Lacy Boy had continued to demonstrate his evangelical detachment:

     Rome ‘Summorum Pontificum’ Pilgrimage

    KB, MH, TC, PM!, DR, JS!!, AS, PM, MC!!!, CK, DRFB, JH

    (All theses clowns have so far shown what fools they are by parting with $930.00 to fund Brass Ass' forthcoming Baroque 1570 Roman junket which has already been covered by the participants.

    Going on previous form, the Sybarite will go on ahead flying first class, set himself up in a rented apartment in Rome until the Brown Nosers materialise and begin the Trindentine Line Dance grovel.

    The Crass, rapacious bastard is appealing for $3000 on top of the $6000 October target.




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    1. As a pastor, I find Lacy Boy to be a complete scandal to the faithful. He makes far more money than many hard-working pastors in our diocese who are doing real work. He flaunts it with his trips and junkets when we struggle to find weekend coverage to attend important family events. The excuses for his trips are flimsy, and I would never let my associate be gone from the parish on the pretexts he dreams up. He flaunts his lifestyle, and his Bishop does not seem to care a wit about the morale of his own clergy. He shares in his sin of scandal by doing nothing about it. I know a young priest in our diocese who is a fanboy of Lacy Boy, and started to imitate him and his "wish lists" by publishing them in the parish bulletin. ("Gift cards to X are appreciated, but not Y.") Needless to say, the parishioners couldn't believe the nerve of him. How many souls is this guy destroying? The Bishop is ultimately the one who will have to answer to God for his neglect. The clergy of the diocese need to inform their Bishop and the Nuncio about the scandal he causes his fellow clergy.

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    2. I think that as a priest you should do so. I would attach copies of the bulletin wish list. Send it directly to Pope Francis at the Vatican however and not to Vigano, who is worthless.

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    3. Ditto. A letter from a priest/pastor would carry 100 times the weight that a letter from me, a lowly second-class woman, would. Zed was even quoted positively in a comment during EWTN's coverage of Francis' visit, which made me gag. This guy is a scandal and a horrible, disgusting contradiction to the good work done by so many others. He does NOTHING for anyone but himself and lives such an empty life. He needs to be accountable for his attitude and actions, IMO.

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  13. There’s no need to look for Cardinal Capote’s gloved & bejewelled hand behind this – Pell is more than capable of rousing this rabble to try to ensure that gay men & women have existences as bitter and devoid of intimacy as his, an existence that has warped him into the proud, pompous & brutal head-kicker that we in Sydney knew and loathed.

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    1. Francis should fire the despicable bastard and send him back to Australia to be properly hated and ignored.

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    2. Let me just post this here: Ten thousand miles from Rome, in Pell's hometown of Ballarat, abuse victims and fellow priests have given testimony under oath that Pell knew about the dozens of children who were mistreated there… The sexual abuse there has been blamed for "hidden trauma and landscape of death" in the town, in the words of advocate Peter Blenkiron, who spoke to the Australian Broadcasting Corp. One former St. Alipius student who testified before the commission offered a photo of his fourth-grade class, lawyer for the commission Gail Furness told the ABC. Of the 33 boys pictured, 12 had committed suicide. One of the worst abusers was Gerald Ridsdale, a now-defrocked priest convicted of sexual offenses against more than 50 children. Ridsdale lived with Pell in Ballarat for two years.

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    3. And Pell went as a character witness for him during one of his many court cases.

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  14. aaaaaand ...

    https://www.change.org/p/the-synod-fathers-synod-walkout?utm_content=bufferb708f&utm_medium=social&utm_source=twitter.com&utm_campaign=buffer

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    1. Taking your ball and going home...not just for 4 year olds any more.

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  15. Hey is Doofus DiNardo still a chain-smoker like he was back in the days, remembering life in the Pittsburgh Nut Factory. One of his nuttiest episodes was watching him gush all over another nitwit, Steenson, the ex-Episcopalian who didn't become Catholic until after he had been made an Episcopal Bishop and only left that after his own gushing praise of the woman Presiding Bishop Jefferts-Schori for helping him and his wife through their discernment process or whatever the hell he called it. DiNardo seemed super happy that such a small appliance bulb as Steenson had been named so DiNardo could still have center stage even over the ex-Episcopalians. Tap dancing NACer signs Pell the Prick's letter. No surprise.

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    1. I hear tell that DiNardo likes convert money most of all. Thus the cash flush Church and School of the Atonement from the days of the Pastoral Provision has remained in the Archdiocese rather than being transferred to the jurisdiction of the US Backdoordinariate.

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  16. Esquire has a short piece on the Dim Bulb Letter (TM) that calls out those who are whining about the synod being "rigged" because they were the ones who previously did the rigging under JP2 and Emeritus B16.

    http://www.esquire.com/news-politics/politics/news/a38870/pope-francis-enemies-scandals/

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  17. Correct me if I'm wrong but I get the sense from reading the comments here that many of the conservatives are just as likely to be breaking their vows of chastity as any liberal. If that's true, why isn't there any old fashioned blackmailing going on?

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    1. i don't mean to attack, but in your post it does sound like you're linking 'unchastity' with 'liberal' by default. that would be a propaganda victory for the reactionaries.

      and there are plenty of instances of blackmail. just one:
      http://thenewsnigeria.com.ng/2015/06/irish-priest-reveals-serial-blackmail-by-nigerian-lady-over-sex/

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