But here's Reverend Mother serving on the Inquisition that has been secretly called into being by Truman Cardinal Capote and some of the Super Secret Signers of the Anti-Papal Letter. Today's she's unleashed her furor furiously on someone she hates almost as much as she hates Pope Francis.
She really hates Archbishop Blase J. Cupich of Chicago, who replaced Adolph Cardinal Clink, RIP. That replacement was a karma call for sure. See, once upon a time, poor Cardinal Bernardin was diagnosed with cancer and informed Pope Saint John Paul II of his coming death, suggesting some candidates he thought would be good successors. But John Paul II did not trust Bernardin (way too liberal). So Saint John Paul called not-so-Saintly Cardinal Bernard Law in Boston, who told him to name his old Mississippi buddy Clink, who had been Archbishop of Portland, Oregon for 10 or 15 minutes. Done! So last year when Clink told his sad bad cancer news to Francis, Francis, who probably didn't trust Clink after the nasty things he had said about Francis, called Boston like John Paul II had done and asked Boston's Law-replacement Cardinal Sean O'Malley, who to name. O'Malley suggested . . . well, whoever and how many who knows? But Cupich got it.
And that's got Reverend Mother Cunniwicke pissed off big time and The Ordinary Newton obviously loves to let his own Funny Cunny rumble on and make fun of real bishops.
Because The Ordinary Newton is Primate of Make-Believe Bishops, who were make-believe bishops before, but also "absolutely null and utterly void" at the same time. What a mess, eh? So I guess The Ordinary Newton doesn't mind his Fraudinariate Personal Spokesman Rev Mum Cunniwicke hating Pope Francis big time and Anybody Else Who's Really Roman Catholic. Anyhow The Ordinary Newton is too busy getting long-time-men-friends ordained into the Ladies of Walsingham Fraudinariate before Rome finds out. Busy!
So why does Funny Cunny hate Cupich so much?
Because Cupich is merciful and compassionate, kind and pastoral, understanding and welcoming. This outrageous statement of Cupich has Cunniwicke ready to save the Church (the Church he doesn't even love . . . but I digress):
Here's a story that sums Cupich up pretty well. It's like Bernardin is sitting on the Chair in Chicago again and Roncalli is sitting on the Chair in Rome again. And that pisses off Cunniwicke.
Because that's just the wrong image of Jesus, according to Cunniwicke. This one. Wrong. Periphery. Bernardin. Roncalli. Cupich. Bergoglio.
See that fake image of Jesus? Guess where else it shows up?
Or this one.
Maybe this one?
Is this the same one? I don't think so.
Are those make-believe priests The Ordinary Newton made back then? Or are they for real now? Are they married? To each other? Ask The Ordinary Newton.
Well, who knows when you're only a Make-Believe-Bishop how many bishops' crosses you have to run around with? Anyhow, that fake Good Shepherd image of Jesus is NOT what Reverend Mother Cunniwicke wants you to think of when you think of the Jesus proclaimed by his Fraudinariate!
Francis and Cupich and all those other mercy-and-pastoral-compassion nuts think Jesus is saying, "Come unto me, all you who are weary and find life heavily burdensome . . . " But the Fraudinariate Jesus is the same as the Cardinal Capote and Cardinal Pell-Mell Jesus: "Get the hell out of here, you bastard sinners! And don't come back! In fact just GO TO HELL!" Then they get the vestments out, the Latin schola, and rebuild Papa Ratzi's Perfect Church. Reverend Mother Cunniwicke summarizes it all right here! Here's a sample in case you're busy:
17 October 2015
The last periphery
Isn't that the same way the girls used to go after each other back in junior high school? Rev Mum must have been The-Girl-To-Cope-With back in those days. Before she started wearing real copes even for Benediction with make-believe Jesus.
Cranky Cunniwicke goes after all kinds of people. Remember this one?
29 April 2015
What a gal! Even after having the Transylvanian Vampires bless her with their own sedevacantist rites! She's obviously the Fraudiariate's Public Spokesman!
But she's not alone hating Cupich. More people are ALL OVER CUPICH! ALL OVER THE WORLD. From Dungeons in Sydney to Dumps in Jersey!
Donna from the Dumps in Sydney!
To Sylvester the Hairy Orange Cat in Jersey!
What a riot! Well, those two dearies obviously don't have to go visit prisons or schools or homeless shelters or anything but dress up and play Church and tiddly diddly on their computers!
But Reverend Mother M. John Cunniwicke is always busy "at the periphery!"
Then right after Mass, Reverend Mother Cunniwicke gets armed up with the rest of the ex-Anglicans and gets ready to go, leading the Fraudinariate out to take on Francis and Cupich and any other "Jesus-loves-you" type bishop:
That's Reverend Mother M. John Cunniwicke on the LEFT (for once), with the Sun on his Breast (and a rainbow over his head probably), along with the Fraudinariate's militant clergy.
You can see why Funny Cunny, Donna from the Dumps of Sydney and Sylvester the Hairy Orange Cat from Jersey all hate Archbishop Cupich so much! Here's all stuff they've never done! Too busy online monitoring Francis' vestments.
Oh oh . . . wait till Reverend Mother Cunniwicke and her other lady friends see this one!
The last scene like that they liked was this one.
White instead of red on the Pope. But still lined with dead animals. And Cardinal Clink has buttons on his sleeve. What do you button on to those? They'd work great with Christmas ornaments. But I digress.
Time for the closing hymn, ancient, traditional, true Catholic orthodoxy in the lyrics: