Friday, October 2, 2015

OH NO! POPE MEETS WITH AND THEREFORE (OBVIOUSLY!) APPROVES OF.............

I don't know about you, but gays aren't so gay anymore, nobody's happy anymore, and who can blame them?

In fact, one of our best journalists ever, whose wonderful reporting even a nitwit like me never misses, worries here that: "The huge wave of affection and delirium that Pope Francis generated with his triumphant visit to the United States last week could suddenly vanish in a cloud of smoke."

So, guess WHO the POPE met with? And therefore (obviously!) approved of?

PIUS XII met even before he was Pope with GUESS WHO? They said Pius was (obviously!) "his" Pope, if you get my drift . . .

JOHN XXIII met even before he was Pope with really shady folks! Approved smoking (obviously!) and then, as Pope, (obviously!) approved collecting antique Greek organs (get it?). Don't forget Khrushchev's daughter and son-in-law. That's how Cardinal Lakota got released from Siberia and was Pope Kiril I during my childhood!
Unlike Pope Francis who some of our rightwing whack jobs were pissed at for riding in a Fiat, John XXIII always used a Camaro (and obviously had more dead ermines on his back than Truman Cardinal Capote):

Paul VI met with some REAL creepy leaders, therefore (obviously!) showing his approval of the Viet Nam War, where so many innocent people died and Watergate, where nobody died.

John Paul II: so many years, so many creeps, so (obviously!) approved of so many awful things!
Yessir I'mmarealfat: another papally approved (obviously!) Jew-killer who also killed US Ambassador Cleo Noel
GOOD GRIEF!
(Obviously!) approved Monica Lewinsky's work in the Oval Orifice and Planned Parenthood's second most (after Obama) protector and money benefiter
(Obviously) approved the super-stupid lie-motivated invasion of our second dumbest President (Obama wins for talking here about visiting ALL 57 States!)

But John Paul met with (and therefore obviously approved!) all kinds of horrible awful stuff!

Here's a little background on one of his worst visitors ever!

Archbishop Hilarion Capucci (obviously approved) and friends: NICE BIG SMOOTCH!
Capucci! Sounds like an Italian Apostolic Nuncio, right? Wrong. This bearded bozo is a Melkite Rite Catholic Archbishop, who was arrested by the Israelis in August of 1974 for smuggling arms on behalf of the Palestinians in his diplomatically-immuned Mercedes. Pope Paul VI managed to get him a break by promising he'd be sent to live the rest of his life in a monastery far away . . . Yeah, right.
Hey, that's no monastery! And that's no Prince of Peace Capucci's getting an award from!
Capucci with Chaldean-Rite Catholic Tariq Aziz. Remember him? Saddam Hussein's Deputy Prime Minister? They went to visit John Paul II just before Bush's Shock & Awe Invasion, then stopped at Assisi to pray (yeah, right) to Saint Francis of Assisi, who would have loved the idea of smuggling weapons in your car to the Jew-killing PLA


Of course all this was assisted by the delightful Father Jean-Marie Benjamin, a former UN worker who caught Cardinal Casaroli's eye came to Cardinal Casaroli's attention and was ordained a priest and became Casaroli's assistant. He recorded an anti-George W. Bush, anti-USA CD, interviewed the lovable Tariq, and then later cashed in on free oil from Saddam Hussein. Imagine if someone from the Vatican pulled anything like that nowadays on Barack Obama? Yeah, right!

Who wouldn't love to share peace ideas with Bashar al-Assad? Remember his ideas on caring for kids? 

BENEDICT XVI: After all hateful murderous bullshit, Pope Benedict XVI (obviously!) approved of the very same Archbishop Capucci that Pope Paul was sending off to a monastery but Pope John Paul II met with. That HermanMunster of Continuity is so confusing!

Of course, that same Pope met a couple of times with (and therefore obviously approved of!) pro-abortion Grandma Nancy Pelosi. Plenary indulgence for French-kissing Benny's big gold Fisherman's ring!

Papa Ratzi even met with (and therefore obviously approved!) The Bishop Fellay Show!

But if you think Venerable Pius XII, Saint John XXIII, Blessed Paul VI and Saint John Paul II and Pope Emeritus Benedict XVI were bad, like I said at the beginning, things have gotten WAY WORSE with poor old Pope Francis!

FRANCIS: Guess WHO this POPE has met with (and therefore obviously approves of what they're known for)?

Revolutionary Church-persecutor Fidel Castro!

Planned Parenthood Champion, Barack Obama!

Obama doesn't want his daughters "punished with a baby!" Seems weird that Pope Francis would approve of that, but if he meets with someone, he must approve of them (obviously)!


Pro-abortion and Pro-Gay Marriage Catholic - and our future President! - Joe Biden! Approved! (Obviously!)

Straight-married, straight-divorced, gay-married, gay-divorced, still gay Episcopal Bishop Jean Gene Robinson (since he's single now is he eligible to become an alternative to The Ordinary Newton in the Fraudinariate of Papa Ratzi?). Gammarelli's stuff is getting nutty.

Transgendered Spaniard Diego Neria Lejarraga and his fiancĂ©! Approved! (Obviously, if he met with him her him).

And that's not all! Look at these people Pope Francis has met with! I guess that means he approves all kinds of weird things!
He even meets with people you can't trust from one day to the next! Approves of reporters? (Obviously!)


MEANWHILE
IN OTHER BREAKING NEWS!

GUESS WHO ELSE IS MEETING WITH
(AND OBVIOUSLY APPROVING)
ALL KINDS OF WEIRDOS?

MATTHEW:
Some Jew giving his people's money to the occupying military forces from Italy (and probably stealing some for himself)!

ZACCHAEUS:
Same Kind of Creep (a tiny creep!)

MARY MAGDALEN:
world's oldest profession (letting her touch him - ewwwwww!)

TAX COLLECTORS AND SINNERS
AND THEIR ILLEGITIMATE KIDS!

So if Jesus meets with (and therefore obviously approves) all the nuts he met with, who knows who his nutty Vicar will meet with next?

Or could there be some other explanation? Hey, what do I know. Friday. Time to get the boat ready for another weekend of stipend scooping mission station visiting. Since Hurricane Joachim and Anna is blowing by us and planning to smack Krispie Kreame Christie in his fat face up North! Obviously I approve of that!

First a cup of coffee while I watch this moving video about life in today's Church. Cup is a gift from my spiritual director to remind me about what I should think when I do spiritual direction:



Here's the white version of the same idea. Well, actually the black and white version.
Marky Mark performed for Pope Francis last week, so I guess that means the Pope would approve (obviously) of this. (How come they still haven't embroidered Pope Francis' coat of arms on that super sash he gets to wear? Maybe because Cardinal Danneels Mafia-coup Conclave didn't approve of all the details.) I read that on Bitter Bag o' Onions Sedevacantist Blog. They're pissed off because since all of them, the Krazy Konverts, are pushing a new book from Obnoxious Press,



That crazy blog is where Bitter Bag o' Onions slim-shady Bishop Cagey-uh-know-nuttin'-while-I'm-Hopin'-Pope-Burke-Sends-Me-to-NYC
must have approved their latest We-Hate-Pope-Francis cartoon with the caption, "Ah, That's More Like Him!":
Poor Bitter Bag's daughter, Benedicta Bitter Bag, disagrees strongly with her Daddy the "married priest" because she thinks priests should be married and her daddy the married priest doesn't. WTFH? It's such a GOOD vibration!

6 comments:

  1. "Hurricane Joachim and Anna is blowing by us and planning to smack Krispie Kreame Christie in his fat face up North!"

    actually it isn't.
    suck it, dixie pop.

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    1. Well maybe Faddah was a bit coarse on the hurricane and NJ but face it, Christie is a douchebag.

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    2. oh god, is he ever.
      but at least he's a yankee.

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    3. Dixie Pop? Who's a Dixie Pop?
      I don't think of Jersians? Jersey-ites? as Yankees. Some Upstate New Yorkers maybe, and all of New England for sure.
      Father D is neither a Northerner nor Southerner, but An International Man of Mystery! (Patent Pending)

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  2. Hey Fr D. Thanks for dropping this line about who Pope Francis Meets with. The krazies are still even having speckled filled nutties over the fact he met with Davis and apologizing for the fact other priests are trying to downplay the visit or twist it, and that the Vatican Press Office is doing damage control. Man even when a good hung is done they whine like spoiled children.

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  3. BENEDICTA BITTER BAG!

    Screaming at the hysterical link to something Dicky Cipolla's daughter wrote. She must know what a nut the old man is. Very VERY funny! Thanks for the link. Did anyone see Caggiano at the Pope's Mass in New York? Sitting there almost uninvolved with a creepy look on his face. No wonder he and Cipolla are buddies. Not to mention the fruitcake Cipolla replaced as pastor. Thank Christ I moved out of Bridgeport right after Wally Curtis, the last decent Bishop, died.

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