Monday, October 5, 2015

LATEST SYNOD NEWS FROM THE SEDEVACANTIST CHURCH

Squaring the circle: the Synod's most likely outcome, barring a miracle.

The Motu Proprio Mitis Iudex Dominus Iesus whereby you reformed the procedures for the canonical process on the sacramental validity of marriages gives a valuable indication of the spirit in which we approach this phase of work. Without questioning the sacramental tradition of our Church or her doctrine on the indissolubility of marriage, you invite us to share our pastoral experiences and to better implement the paths of mercy by which the Lord invites those who so wish and who are able to enter a process of conversion with a view to (receiving) pardon.

- Card. André Vingt-Trois, Address to Pope Francis at the opening of the 2015 Synod of BishopsOctober 5, 2015

It appears the Holy Father would be glad if the synod could somehow find a way to square the circle by authorizing communion for the divorced and remarried without violating Church teaching.


- Russel Shaw, The Struggle for the Synod. (Oct. 1, 2015)

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Our friends over at One Peter Five who hate Bozo Bergoglio A.K.A. Pope Francis almost as much as we do have recently published an article (What We May Expect From the Synod: A Brief Synopsis by Bond. James Bond) that we particularly recommend to our fellow sedevacantist and Pope-Haters. In this article, Bond. James Bond summarizes the three possible outcomes of this month's Synod of Bishops in wisdom shaken, not stirred:

(1) The Synod will simply reaffirm Catholic doctrine on the family if the Africans and Pope Francis haters get their work done on Friggin' the Riggin'; or
(2) The Synod will explicitly change Catholic doctrine on the family but call it development under the guidance of the Holy Spirit which we accepted in Summorum Pontificum but reject in anything we don't like; or
(3) The Synod will reaffirm Catholic doctrine but change pastoral practice in such a way as to weaken and undermine doctrine the way we have with the Old Mass and the Anglican Fraudinariates but not in a way that makes us happy.
Squaring the Circle:
originally designed as a way to take an Order of Mass that had been  considered abrogated for almost forty years and just declare it never abrogated but an equally valid form of an Order of Mass based on a completely different ecclesiology and promulgated by a Supreme Pontiff following an Ecumenical Council.

With the way the Synod has been stacked and given the trends in the history of the Church since 1962, only a miracle now stands in the way of a major catastrophe. Now more than ever we need to pray that anti-Pope Pius XIII hops onto the Sedia and puts the Tiara on his head, and continue to spread lies by bad mouthing the Bozo Bergoglio Synod Fathers, Bozo himself, and our soon-to-be-schismatic Sedevacantist Church.

Places Still Available at the Inebritatis Humanae Crapula in Nausea

Inebritatis Humanae Crapula 
With Cardinal Capote 


30TH OCTOBER - 1ST NOVEMBER 2015, NORCIA, ITALY


December 2015 marks the 50th anniversary of the most rejected document of the phony Second Vatican Council, the 'Declaration on Religious Freedom', Dignitatis Humanae. Ever since its promulgation, it has been the cause of prolonged and often impassioned drinking by traditionalist whack jobs like us. What precisely does it teach? That people can be saved outside the Catholic Church and without paying their Sunday envelopes to us? What is its authority? That a Council of Bishops convoked by the Pope, signing documents, and having their work promulgated by the Pope can actually be inspired by the Holy Ghost even though we hate everything they did? How can it be reconciled with the Lefebvrians' teaching about The Bishop Fellay Show and the duties of Catholic hierarchy to kiss his ring and his ass and not Bozo Bergoglio's? Scholars from all over the world's tiniest and weirdest Catholic colleges whose boys wear bow ties and whose girls wear ankle length dresses and chapel veils, even to dinner and not just to the Old Mass will be meeting in Norcia this autumn, in the presence of Cardinal Truman Capote, to discuss these vital questions and drink that kick-ass beer the monks are brewing and listen to their awesomely groovy Gregorian chants.
Can you dig it?

There are still places available at the Inebriates Humanae Crapula in Norcia, from 30th October to 1st November. As we reported earlier, some of the most distinguished scholars in the Traditionalist movement (including James Boggle-the-Mind, Father Demential, and Pink) will be dumping traditionalist shit all over the most insightful of Vatican II's documents, in the presence of Cardinal Capote. Accommodation from the 29th October is with the Benzedrine monks of Nausea. Book now so as not to miss this unique occasion!

JAMES BOGGLE-THE-MIND TD AT SUPERBOWL XLIX

BANNISTER OF THE MIDDLE STAIR CASE OF SAINT OSWALD OF SARUM CHURCH, FERNS-IN-THE-ARSE, ENGLAND, PRESIDENT OF THE UNA VOCE DUAE ECCLESIAE FEDERATION, VICE CHAIRMAN OF THE CATHOLIC DISUNION OF NOT-SO-GREAT BRITAIN



FR DEMENTIAL SOB 

MONK OF LE SHITEUX AND AUTHOR OF LE FEUCHIN MERDE DE LIBERTÉ RELIGIEUSE DANS LA VATICAN II DOUCE-SAC



PINK

PROFESSOR OF MUSIC, DRESSING AND DANCING, QUEENS COLLEGE, NEW YORK


BENZEDRINE MONKS OF NAUSEA PUTTING US UP AND GETTING US HIGH!


Although strictly cloistered, there is room for Traditionalist Drinkers!

Church and State Get Together!

Families too, but not like the Bogus Bozo Bergoglio Synod thinks it should be!

Ulterior Motives? No Way! Not Us!


AND EVERYONE GETS A FREE
GREGORIAN CHANT CD!
with Mother Benedicta Dom Ca$$ian FullOfHimself
on the cover!

Enjoy this sample of our unique Gregorian Monastic Chant!


In other news:

Archbishop Gänswein’s Thinly Veiled Critique of the German Bishops


In a speech given at the opening of the academic year of the theological seminary of the Austrian Cistercian Abbey, Stift Heiligenkreuz (Philosophisch-Theologische Hochschule Benedikt XVI. Heiligenkreuz), H.E. Archbishop Georg Gänswein offered what amounted to a thinly veiled attack on the German episcopate’s current campaign to conform the Church to the world. Of course what really has Gayorg pissed off is that after Benny resigned, the German episcopate didn't want Papa Ratzi's Puppy Dog coming home to Germany to be Archbishop of Anywhere Anytime Anyhow. So he's one REALLY PISSED-OFF PUPPY DOG. Just like the ones in the States after their masters resign.

Fortunately the Monks of Nausea dedicated one of their chants to the Pissed Off Puppy Dog!




1 comment:

  1. Rorate is a totally anti Church anti Pope website overflowing with hateful material in both directions. Thanks for making fun of them and exposing them for the bullshit spewers they are

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