CARDINAL CAPOTE PROCLAIMS CONTROVERSIAL SYNOD PROPOSALS ‘SIMPLY CONTRARY’ TO CATHOLICISM
Abundant bosoms swaddled in silk, His Eminence Truman Cardinal Capote, soon to be elected Pope his followers pray, held his own "Synod" and called a press conference exactly when the real Synod was hosting its own. Right down the street. Columbus Hotel. I stayed there once when Reynaldo was trying to make the authorities think he was Swiss. Well, the Cardinal wasn't invited to the real Synod. Can you figure out why? So he had to get the media's attention somehow. All part of being holy and humble. Here he is!