Friday, October 23, 2015


I don't know about you, but to me down here in Gator Gulch, looks like the Apocalypse is coming true and the Church has reached the end of the line thanks to that miserable wretched Synod.

Check the Sedevacantists of RETROratePoor Bitter Bag o' Onions, whose daughter Benedicta (who the hell would name his daughter that?) thinks Daddy who doesn't think he should be married should be. Poor Bishop Cagey Uh-Know-Nuttin'!

Check Reverend Mother M. John Cunniwicke, Personal Spokesman for The Ordinary Newton, who hates Pope Francis, Archbishop Cupich, Cardinal Wuerl and everyone not as Null-and-Void as his make-believe "priesthood" was and his current Fly-Me-Around-the-World life still is.

Throw in Bishop Morbidly Obese's Father Zildosinmydorf and Bishop Anathema Sheitf├╝rbrainz consecrated by a deceased Polish Layman! A whole Litany of Lamentable Losers!


Or maybe not. Coffee break time at the Synod. Say isn't that Pope Francis laughing it up with Cardinal Arf-Arf-Arf of NYC who signed that stupid letter of Cardinal Georgie Porgie Pell-Mell?

Great homily today too:

“Times are changing and we Christians must change continuously. We must change whilst remaining fixed to our faith in Jesus Christ, fixed to the truth of the Gospel but we must adapt our attitude continuously according to the signs of the times. We are free. We are free thanks to the gift of freedom given to us by Jesus Christ. But our job is to look at what is happening within us, discern our feelings, our thoughts and what is happening around us and discern the signs of the times – through silence, reflection and prayer.” 

Uses the Lectionary and Mass that replaced the solemnly abrogated by an Ecumenical Council one Extraordinary Form.

Guess where Pope Francis is helping all the arrogant, nasty mean-spirited phony bastards Krazy Katholic Konverts to head for next?
Bon voyage! I say. Especially after they dumped this week's shit all over the Church. Nice summary by one of the people Reverend Mother Cunniwicke attacked so badly he was forced to take the posting down. But I've kept it up, so everyone can see what a mean prick he really is!

The Pope takes a hit for synodality

It is now clear that the work of the Synod won’t be finished by Saturday evening 

Robert Mickens
October 23, 2015
Vatican City

There should no longer be any doubts – Pope Francis has enemies.

Fierce ones.

And they will stop at nothing to block his attempts to reform the Church.

Their latest effort – spreading a fabrication under the guise of a news leak that he has a tumor on the brain – was meant to sew doubts about his mental faculties and judgment.

It was an insidious attempt to throw into question the wisdom of every decision he has taken in his 31 months as Bishop of Rome.

And the timing was not accidental.

This vile rumor was strategically launched to ruin the pope’s painstaking efforts over the past two-and-a-half-years to change the ethos and mentality of a Catholic Church still overly obsessed with defending “small-minded rules” rather than one eager to generously apply the medicine of mercy and forgiveness.

But Pope Francis’ enemies are not so much upset about his desire to find a way to allow people in “irregular marital situations” (such as the divorced and civilly remarried) to receive holy communion, as much as his goal to change the governing structure and mentality of the Church.

In short, the 78-year-old pope has begun to turn the top-down, clericalist model of Church completely on its head.

The words he used last Saturday were an “inverted pyramid” where the top (bishops) is located below the base (the people).

This has unsettled his enemies, already threatened by his vision of “a synodal Church” in which “priests and laity are called to cooperate with the bishop”; where the hierarchy (clergy), through “listening and sharing”, must “keep connected to the ‘base’ and start from people and their daily problems”.

Go read the whole thing. What bastards the Pope-haters are! May they all go back to where they came from. Or on to Econe!

Seems nice out. I can't find Hurricane Patricia on the map, so I guess I'll go pick some polk salad down by the side of the monastery where the Gators Got Her Granny one day. Chomp! Chomp! I'll add that song to the bottom for you Gregorian Chant experts who never heard it.

But after that coffee break and homily, I'll go with this first.

Buon Giorno e Buon Pranzo!

Gosh, I really do look just like Mama Cass, except I tie my hair in back, just like Abba Anaphora of Mount Athos told me to way back when I was just a baby Rasophore.

Once I believed that when love came to me

It would come with rockets, bells and baby
But with me and you, it just started quietly and grew

And believe it or not
there's something good 'bout whatever we got
And it's getting better

Growing stronger, warm and wilder
Getting better everyday, better everyday
I don't feel all turned on and starry eyed

I just feel a sweet contentment deep inside
Holding you at night just seems kind of natural and right

And it's not hard to see
That it isn't half of what it's going to turn out to be
'Cause it's getting better

Growing stronger, warm and wilder
Getting better everyday, better everyday
And I don't mind waitin', I don't mind waitin'

'Cause no matter how long it takes
The two of us know
That it's getting better
Growing stronger, warm and wilder
Getting better everyday, better everyday.

But it's Polk Salad time soon. Chomp Chomp. "A mean, vicious woman". I think he's talking about Rev Mum Cunniwicke. I hope the gators get that granny.  Soon.

Some of you all never been down South too much...
I' gonna tell you a little story, so you'll understand where I'm talking about
Down there we have a plant that grows out in the woods and the fields,
and it looks something like a turnip green.
Everybody calls it Polk salad. Now that's Polk salad.
Used to know a girl that lived down there and
she'd go out in the evenings to pick a mess of it...
Carry it home and cook it for supper, 'cause that's about all they had to eat,
But they did all right.

Down in Louisiana
Where the alligators grow so mean
Lived a girl that I swear to the world
Made the alligators look tame

Polk salad Annie
'Gators got your granny
Everybody said it was a shame
For the mama was working on the chain-gang
What a mean, vicious woman

Everyday before suppertime
She'd go down by the truck patch
And pick her a mess of Polk salad
And carry it home in a tote sack

Polk salad Annie
'Gators got you granny
Everybody said it was a shame
'Cause the mama was working on the chain-gang
Whoo, how wretched, dispiteful, straight-razor totin' woman,
Lord have mercy.

Sock a little Polk salad to him
Yeah, you know what, yeah, yeah

But daddy was a lazy and a no-count
Claimed he had a bad back
All her brothers were fit for
Was stealing watermelons out of my truck

For once Polk salad Annie
'Gators got your granny
Everybody said it was a shame
For the mama was working on the chain-gang

Sock a little Polk salad to him
You know what meets a meal mention
You sock a little
Hey, hey, hey, yeah, yeah
Chic a bon, chic a bon, chic a bon bon bon bon
Chic a bon, chic a bon, chic a bon bon bon bon
Sock a little Polk salad to him
You know what meets a meal mention
Sock a little Polk salad to him
You know what meets a meal mention

Chinc, chinc, chinc, chin, ling, ling ling


  1. a blog that calls itself "courageous priest" is ...

  2. Speaking of Cardinal Arf-Arf, I always found his Guffaw Mode to be totally disingenuous. When he was appointed archbishop of NYC, 60 Minutes did a softball piece on Dolan and gushed that he was "the bishop from central casting." Too true.

    Now, for the food:

    Are you looking to SLIM DOWN (your patrons' wallets)?
    Then check out Father Z's SEE FOOD diet!
    Pro Tip!! Order the short pasta, only half as long as bucatini - so it's half the calories!
    But let's be civilized here, people. Make sure to start out with horse parts in your mouth and commence carbo loading with a loaf of bread and onion rings.

    Through the miracle of TeleZildonics, I bring you Zoobs:
    This is yours truly saying Mass this morning for the intention of all those who donated for this Rome trip.

    Hmm, last month in NYC, his hair seemed not-so jet black:

    Photo taken from sixty feet away, it's hard to tell. He did say "this" morning, after all. I want you all to take in the objective BEAUTY of the whatever-it-is-he's-doing. It's definitely worth the stipend that church is paying him and MUCH MORE! That's why he has the Wavy (Gravy) Flag out next to that photo in his original post!

    1. Are you sure that he is saying Mass or is this just a costumed photo-op to make the stupid little donors clutch their hearts and gasp, " Father is praying just for ME !"
      And I do not see any people present.

    2. Onion rings? Me thinks those circles be calamari. Or may be assholes. We all know there ain't no chance of Zildo ever eating pussy in any form.

    3. ^^^^^^ Must you be so vulgar 1:56? ^^^^^^ Makes one question ones up bringing or at least ones religious formation! I'm sure you're not a NACer. We all know they can't tolerate ANY mention of ANY female anatomy.

  3. Thanks Fr D..... great post as usual....those Krazy K were getting to me and you brought me back like that little stupid lamb that walked away...YEAR OF MERCY...I hope Arf Atrf read the title of the Jubilee Year...

  4. A Miracle! Father D agrees witn PeeWee from EWTN! Arroyo has tweeted "The #Synod15 Fathers have been asked to suggest 3 possible topics for the NEXT synod. What would you suggest? Mine:"Staying In Your Diocese"

    Though I suspect PeeWee means they should stay home DURING the next Synod!

  5. The Brass Ass without a moral compass is no sooner in Roma on the junket than he's on to entitlements guilt trip again:

    This is yours truly saying Mass for the intention of all those who donated for this Rome trip.

    During my stay I will be saying Mass for the intention of my Rome donors. HERE Yes, that is also an appeal.

    And then there were today’s sea critters. (The Gormanising gasto-vacuum clearner spending the donated Euro)

    Not mine, my host’s, but I had a taste. Marvelous rice. (If he's got a 'mine host' what's the appeal for another injection of donated $$s on top of the $7000 he's extracted so far?
    I bet we don't see anything of the 'pilgrims' either.

    1. He opted for the short pasta so he wouldn't get his shirt dirty.

  6. The host of EWTN's The World Over with Madame Tussauds maintains (curates?) a Twitter account. In response to reporter John Allen's comment on the 'riveting' events of the Synod:
    Raymond Arroyo ‏@RaymondArroyo Oct 22
    I’ll grant that #Synod15 is theatre. But 'riveting'? This is not exactly Hello Dolly. Perhaps Les Miserables…Evita...

    Additional posts include Lord of the Rings, Benghazi, Donald Trump, Star Wars, and The Rigging. Oh, and a lazy jeremiad by Robert Royal about 'our declining culture' that must be seen to believed:
    "When you see how young Italians, for example, are imitating the worst parts of our American pop culture, it’s clear what a plague that pop culture really is. We’ll have a lot to answer for on Judgment Day."
    Wait what? What am I going to hell for now??
    Royal blames Our Decline on, well, everything including Hollywood and Bollywood! (i.e. the Indian film industry).
    It amazes me that these people get all kinds of advanced degrees (or work on them for years) and only to spit out magazine columnist cliches. When I was young, GK Chesterton and JRR Tolkien were cool and fun too but isn't there a time to grow up? Do you want to live in an Edwardian boys school forever?

  7. Well, Rev'd Mother seems to be morphing into Fr. Z.

    "I have taken the liberty of noting the email addresses of those whose immensely kind offers I did not take up in the hope that they will not feel that I am both arrogant and grasping if I get in touch with them about another book which I feel would help me. But do remember (Mr A T!) that you need to send me your email address."

    Another book to help her? I should think that the missal and breviary along with enjoying her family would be quite sufficient during this stage of life.

    I used to have respect for her but now find her utterly repulZive.

    Seraphim the Anglican+

  8. Z's Mass pic us suspicious because: 1) there's no server (I've never seen that in the EF) & 2) he posted it on 10/23 so if he did say Mass that day the color was green not white/gold. Looks staged to me.

  9. Imagine how HOTTTT PeeWee Arroyo's married sex life must be?

    1. Ewww. Thanks for the yucky mental image in my head.

    2. He WAS pretty tight with Father Francis MARY Stone.

    3. That guy, Stone, is going through some tough times. In my opinion, the abuse charges sound spurious and motivated by an ugly divorce.
      What do those who believe in The Rigging say about this real-life story?:

  10. Someone has just made an admission:
    "I am, in both senses of the term, curious!"