Friday, September 25, 2015

BREAKING NEWS: PEE WEE HERMAN COVERS PAPAL VISIT

OMG

Is this for real?

On EWTN (Elderly Woman Talking Nonsense), Pee Wee Herman is covering the Papal Visit!

Oh wait . . . Reynaldo just texted me. It's Raymond Arroyo? I think they've embalmed the wrong person. Mother Bombastica died 8 years ago, didn't she? Why did they embalm Arroyo instead?
Reynaldo again . . . she's still alive?

Gotta run.

Pope Francis has just arrived at the UN and took a picture with the Secretary General in front of Norman Rockwell's iconic painting of worldwide faith.
Reynaldo . . . anti-Pope Pius XIII, Truman Cardinal Capote is arriving too . . . oh dear . . . part of him is still in Central Park!

15 comments:

  1. Finally, Fr. D, you have brought our attention to another Raymond worthy of a send-up on your bog -- the smarmy, arrogant, dilettante beloved of the Extra Wimpled Talking Nun television network. When unavailable on other channels, I have been forced to view the papal visit on EWTN and have been treated to the insufferable bloviating of Arroyo and other Krazies with their barely concealed contempt of Francis -- feigning innocent wonder at why the pope cares so little about their right-wing shibboleths and turns his attention instead to such inconsequential topics as climate change. All of this interspersed with live coverage of the "World Meeting of Families" which seems to be little more than a jamboree of like-minded retros. It will be interesting to see what kind of reception the pope gets -- especially if he continues to stress such abhorrent things like mercy, compassion, and inclusion.

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  2. Where did you find the pic of Cardinal Burke? I've never seen him with a congregation before. I know that the lady behind the buffet couldn't be asssitting the great one, who'd never have a female as an attendant.

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  3. Is that Burke pic one of his visitation to the parish of S. Stanislaus Kostka in S. Louis?

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  4. So that's where my Christmas tablecloth and lace doilies went, said Mrs. Klaus. There will be coal in your silk stockings this year and they won't be from Victoria's Secret like last year! Man up, Your Irrelevance!

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  5. Amazing to see that phony Bishop Caggiano, Krazy Konvert "married" Cipolla's big buddy, blank faced and not applauding at Pope Francis' Madison Square Garden Mass. +Sal Ronald McDonald right near him. Another Francis-hater. Cipolla's blog Rorate runs a story about "Bergoglio's Election by the Martini Mafia." What a disgrace! Someone should tell the Nuncio to kick Caggiano in the arse.

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    1. True, but it was fun watching little +Sal as the pope's rear end was in his face during the homily, give the former's lack of, er, stature.

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    2. Was in h.s. with Caggiano. Frankly I have no memory of him.

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    3. Cipolla runs Rorate? I never could figure out who ran it.

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  6. "oh dear . . . part of him is still in Central Park"

    [ : D

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  7. The top pic of Mother EWTN bears a striking resemblance to John Belushi.

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  8. The Lard Ass doing a faux fulmination about priests not 'reading the black and doing the red' with the formula of absolution. This is an old canary he carries around wherever he goes:

    If you are, reverend gentlemen, changing the words of absolution, pull your heads out of that dark place and knock it off.

    With fraternal respect,

    Fr. Z

    This sort of thing makes me see the red and think the black."

    The sine-cure Brass Ass, who has been drinking the red and doing the black' in Tokyo of the peasants' dime needs to pull his own head out of the Sumo's dark place and go back to Villetri-Segni where, disturbingly, he belongs.

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    1. You are invoking a strong four letter word here regarding Z.... "WORK".

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    2. Who is this convert pretender to chide his fellow priests some of whom may have been ordained while he was still trying to get girls at Lutheran summer camp?

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    3. Correction: "trying to DRESS UP like the girls at Lutheran summer camp."

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    4. Actually the Lutherans have this thing called Society of the Holy Trinity. They use the designation STS after their names, the Latin translation of the name of their club whose initials in English sound worser...

      These boys meet at Mundelein annually and spank their monkeys daily. Wannabe Catholics too slow to close the deal.

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