Besides, where I come from, we don't eliminate
Of course, I don't like to give away exactly where I am - Catholic terrorists on the right and left are scary, let me tell you - but my mission involves multiple trips over the waves.
They wanted to do something to "involve the grandkids" so they decided to make "liturgical puppets."
Assumption-Dormition is all about Mary (for you heretics who may be reading this), so they tried to make a "Big Mary" puppet. With "Joseph, her most
Scared the shit out of the kids (literally, out of one of them . . . ewwww). And scared me shitless too.
So then they tried to go over my head by making a special puppet to welcome our beloved Bishop, Vladyka Eureka of Topeka and Abbot of Mayberry, R.F.D.
He looked more like something that should be riding on a Pride Weekend Float, if you know what I mean (and sometimes I'm pretty sure he does . . . but I digress).
Plus the hymn they wanted was "Sing a New Church Into Being". Do any of the people in THIS movie look like a "NEW" Church?