But good news today!
No wonder Cardinal Oulette didn't go to South America with Francesco! Busy busy busy back home in Rome with paperwork . . .
"Ego sic curro non quasi in incertum"
English translation: "Lace 'em up, men!"
Can you imagine how disappointed Archbishop Cupich must be?
|The Most Reverend Blase Cupich|
NOT Cardinal George's choice of successor to 75 Chimneys Mansion
|Francis Cardinal George|
"Damn it, Schultz, I've sent Barron's name in at least 90 times! Latino dude deaf?"
|"So are ye tellin' me, lad, dat de nearest tird coat holder and Confirmation Machine dey could find was 2000 miles away? Dat's total bullshit, son!"|
And surprise! Even though he went to school in Gay Paree, guess where Bishop-elect Weigel-Barron was "Scholar in Residence? Yes, the Pontifical North American Dance Academy, fountain of that tidal-wave size dewfall of blessings we call The American Hierarchy!
But Bishop-elect Weigel-Barron wants you LA dudes to know when to ditch the tap shoes and grab the jock strap (uh . . . your own . . . I know it's Southern Cali but . . .).
Lace 'em up!
Get ready to band together as men.
And forget this Latino papa.
He's not mentioned even once in the Weigel-Barron Vocation ad!
The future of the priesthood, according to Bishop Weigel-Barron is Basketball and
The Heroic Pope
Know who that is?
Nice work if you can get it.
(Imagine how pissed The Admirable Zed must be? Ha!)
Rung by rung by greasy rung.
Thanks, Cardinal Oulette! YOU coulda been a contender. In fact, I seem to remember you were . . .
Oh well, time to mix the fourth, fifth and sixth mimosas . . . .