Well, he's not alone.
Once again, the Vatican has swooped in and removed a CONSERVATIVE TRADITIONALIST Bishop, using the same old excuse . . .
just because Archbishop Antônio Carlos Altieri, S.D.B. (Society of Don Bosco, but also Sono Di Bertone, since most of these guys owed their appointments to fellow Salesian, Tarcisio Cardinal Bertone . . . who also has a "spending" problem) spent $600,000 fleeced from the flock to remodel the episcopal residence.
Altieri, 63, was appointed Archbishop of Passo Fundo, Brazil just a little while back - and, man, did Tony find a DUMP when he arrived.
So he cleaned it up. But cleaned out the treasury. By flying in a team of interior decorators (probably gay, they do a fabulous job on rectories):
Not to mention the monastery toilet!
Reynaldo could NEVER stay awake for Parish Council meetings
I couldn't stand it when the neighboring nuns used to bring their kids over on Sunday afternoons.
One day Reverend Mother Dementia's pet bird ate Reynaldo's pet rabbit. He was training his pet python to eat Mother Dementia just before he left.
I quit the parish when I saw this sketch of their plans to celebrate my ordination anniversary.
So what are the Rectory Renovations Guidelines in your Diocese?
Father D would love to hear.
OK, What I'd really like to hear stories about
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Wouldn't you LOVE to be able to tell YOUR Bishop, "Hey,