Tuesday, January 27, 2015

GO WEST YOUNG MAN GO WEST (Just Face East!!!)



Young man? Make that AGING GYROVAGUE.

Could Fr Zzzz be looking toward Lincoln, Nebraska as the next stop on his "Grass Grows Greenest When You Spread the Shit (Fertilizer) Around" Tour?

High praise for Advent Ass Facing the People, aka Bishop Conley's attempt to keeping the last pontificate's idiosyncrasies alive in the Diocese That Time Forgot (and almost everyone else is trying to forget).

Quotes galore as to why EVERYONE just loved it! (By the way, do they have WiFi yet in Lincoln?)

Is it just me, or is it pretty immediately obvious why EVERYONE would want Fr Zed to face the wall?

Face any direction you want, just don't look at us.




The other end has to look better than that.

In unrelated newzzzz, Don Zzzzz managed to be a bit funny today.  Knocked my biretta off I laughed so hard. 

19 comments:

  1. It is known that Zippo the Blimp doesn't really know north from south, east or west, whether he is Arthur or Martha etc, equally, we never know just how far the wide-eyed, jocular boy-echo, Mr Ed will compromise himself in order to weasel his way into the chuckle-fest:


    Dr. Edward Peters says:

    27 January 2015 at 10:34 am

    "Of course! Proxy puncher! How could I have forgotten that option? Once again, Fr. Z takes us all back to school."

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    1. That's DOCTOR ED to YOU, and everyone else.

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    2. In absolutely respectful honor of the esteemed DOCTOR Small Peter to you I offer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4uC7KF-8Ruo

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  2. Readerette here,

    What with one thing and another and much better ways to spend my time, I hadn't checked in on What Does That Pachycephalic Recreant Say in a while. I just checked in and whoah, nelly! Look at all this Tea Party, retrograde, angry nonsense! Much more than usual! I wonder if he gets more peevish when donations are down or just gets more peevish, but oh such anger!

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    1. Maybe if he gets laid, he would lighten up.

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    2. I don't think it works that way with guys like Z. My bet is that he has erotic dreams of being tortured by an angry Albanian dwarf.

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    3. Like Mother Teresa?

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    4. Assume the Missionary Position...

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    5. I dont think it's that kind of missionary.

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    6. The word of the day is Pachycephalic.
      Who knew I'd be expanding my vocabulary so?
      Merkin and Pachycephalic.

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    7. Readerette here,

      I am a bit shocked and I am not even Catholic any more. Do you encourage priests to "get laid"? Angry Albanian dwarves? Times are achangin' for you.

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    8. Return to the One True Church lady and stop reading this pornographic blog. It will ruin your sole which is already in danger for abandoning the True Faith. Find a sound Catholic Priest for confession and absolution I beg you. Those who were baptized Roman Catholic and leave the faith are in bigger danger than those raised in ignorance. I will pray for you.

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    9. Hmmm the "One True Church lady"... Hey I'm a big Lily Tomlin fan too.

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  3. Zippo the Hippo is touting the NLBM's posting of Burke the Jerk's sermon on marriage at the pontifical Mass on the Lawn Chair across from the Throne and diagonally from the baptistry.

    How long must we suffer sermons on marriage, by celibate men, no matter the theme of the readings of the Mass?

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  4. Wow, the butthurt on this blog is really exceptional. It was funny for about 5 minutes. Really it was. Now I can see that it's not really satire. (Satire doesn't necessarily believe its own bullshit, but I now believe that you do, and very strongly)

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    1. Gee Anon3:45AM, you're up kind of early to post disparagement about this blog. What's wrong? Are you upset that the Church of Christ is emerging and leaving you lovers of lace and brocade behind?

      Remember, your priests put on their pants one leg at a time just as I do.

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  5. Put down the gin, Lacy-boy. Shut up and go back to bed.

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  6. The lazy Lard Ass not only 'borrows' other people's copyrighted material without acknowledgement, he continues to confect 'news' items which are years old and passed off as current. Always 'a priest friend.....' yeah, ok, Lacy pants!

    Life with Capuchins? Take me back to jail!

    Posted on 28 January 2015 by Fr. John Zuhlsdorf


    "A priest friend sent this, no doubt to amuse and edify. .........'

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  7. You give that ass kissing ball sucker Zuhlsdorf way too much credit. So few original thoughts, so much rigid mediocre Latin, and so much reposted material from other sources. He is like that annoying guy that forwards every funny e-mail and online petition that he finds.

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