Wednesday, December 17, 2014

Happy Birthday, Holy Father!

We're lighting ALL 78 CANDLES!




Just to balance off the 78,000 voodoo pins being stuck into Pope Francis dolls
all over the Katholic Krazy blogosphere.

Ad multos annos, Holy Father!



There was a birthday cake,
some Argentine mate to drink,
 and even some dangerously intimate displays of human affection and heartfelt joy on the part of many in the festive crowd.

(Pope reportedly likes the Tango . . . shhhh)



NOTE:
No Katholic Krazies (especially no Konverts)
were in any way injured by the fun and frivolity depicted here
(although we continue to relish the thought of how all this must eliminate any need they may ever have had for laxatives)

32 comments:

  1. May the all loving God, bless him and keep him, may he live a healthy and holy life...may he continue to shepherd the people of God....
    Viva il Papa!
    Viva il Papa!
    Viva il Papa!

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  2. Happy Birthday, Pope Francis, and many more. Despite the prayers for your death that fill the traddie blogs.

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  3. Yes indeed Papa Franciscus, have a birthday full of joy, happiness and affirmation.
    And may God give you another five or six years of health, energy and fruitful prophetic leadership.

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  4. As a "traditional Catholic" (though one who'd say to Ray Burke - lose that cappa magna, it was designed to cover a horse's ass, and in your case may be eminently efficacious), I must aver that I am impressed with this jebby pope despite his ambiguities. Jebby ambiguities I can live with, having attended a Jesuit university in the old days.

    And I have no doubt that Jorge B. likes the tango. It's a great dance and has been responsible for many a Catholic marriage. And divorce. :-(

    And doesn't Jorge B. and the Catholic Divorcees sound like a great name for a tango band? ¡Hagan lio!

    So I say sincerely, "Ad plurimos annos, Tua Sanctitas, Sancte Pater, at ignosce mihi, mei oblitus sum, Tua Excellentia, Episcope Romane".

    -- Jack O'Malley

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    1. Yeh, Jorgi porgi - likes his pud and puls the wook that he's doin gud. Behind ya back he's full o bluff an alwais looks in a right huf!

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  5. Fun and Frivolity? It's not enough to say, "No, thanks," for our Zirconia-in-the-Rough. He's been up to "content creation" all day and has posted the latest, fake Task Father bit:

    Is it a MORTAL SIN to attend a Rock Mass?

    "The Church has not made a definitive ruling on what sort of music would render Holy Mass sacrilegious. (I have my views.) Wise and holy priests and bishops have given us guidelines. The Church herself has said taught that our treasured Gregorian chant and polyphony are to be preferred to all other forms. That puts an official stamp on those forms.
    ...The Church also hasn’t definitely condemned stupidity or bad taste.
    [And now the bitchy kicker...]
    That said, if I found myself – unwittingly and unwillingly and yet unavoidably – having to attend one [a mass with bad music], I don’t think I would confess that I had committed sacrilege. [italics his]"

    It's amazes me that these opinions are from the people who thought Burke's Weiner organ was nothing but Good Taste. Here's that video for your review. Fair warning - it'll leave your mouth agape: http://rorate-caeli.blogspot.com/2014/11/cardinal-burkes-high-mass-in-vienna.html

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  6. The below is from Vatican Insider about the Popes Birthday.....

    This is a gift for you from the Pope on the occasion of his birthday," volunteers and Swiss Guards were quoted as saying to hundreds of homeless people, as they handed out batches of sleeping bags to them yesterday. The sleeping bags were distributed on a minibus, which left the Vatican at 6 pm and went around Rome looking for homeless people who needed them. The quality bags had a hood and carried the papal ensign.

    “This is a gift for you, please pray for the Pope,” volunteers, including a nun and some Swiss Guards said. They were led by the Papal Almoner Bishop Konrad Krajewski. The minibus toured around railway stations before reaching the area surrounding the Campo Verano cemetery which tends to be frequented by the homeless. It also made a stop on Via Nazionale. “Almost 400 sleeping bags were distributed,” they said. We gave one to each homeless person we met.”
    The special “mission” took place on Francis’ birthday and concluded after 11 pm.

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    1. Well, thank you so much for reporting the Pope's kind deed on the occasion of his birthday Anon 12/18@11:05AM. The Holy Father has done the work of Christ by remembering those in need. I pray for Pope Francis' well being and truly thank our loving Almighty that he has allowed me to see this kind man hold the office of Pope.

      While the Holy Father was doing something for Christ's people in need, Little Miss Johnny 'Tude (or Turd) Smallstalk was busy too. He discussed baptism by Presbyterian ministers, nativity plays during Christmas Mass (of course frowned upon by his cuntliness mostly because having a live tableau of the Baby Jesus would draw attention away from the PRIEST), rock music at mass and Mormon weddings...

      The Pope does the work of Christ while the little priesty boy who likes to wear lace babbles...

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    2. What is the good of a sleeping bag - he's got enough dosh to build them a proper home or take them into his. Pathetic.

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  7. All of this nice stuff is getting a little irritating. After all, doing anything nice for people is only done to bring attention to yourself
    Now! Time to get back to my cappa magna fitting.

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    1. ....and back to trivia of Rock Masses, Nativity plays etc for Lacy Boy as the puff goes out of his hysteric campaign of vilification against the LCWR. He's shot himself in the ass on that one and now, a great deal of projected income. Lard Ass' great priest friend - he's a squared away guy - Frank Pavone is in the poo with Big Tim of the BIg Apple but where is Zippo's revenue raising rant on that one?
      Cowardice, opportunism, hubris and low entrepreneurial sense will always trump the Fraud's convictions, causes and 'loyalties.'

      And it's back also to ranting about the almost complete absence of Latin in Seminary education. Strange for Ratzzo since, despite his self proclaimed proficiency in ecclesiastical Latin he's actually hopeless without a library full of someone else's commentaries, dictionaries and grammars.
      It still impresses the cash-converting Zedrubles.

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    2. It looks like ZedRubles are tanking faster than Russian Rubles... Ive wondered if Z and Gavone were brunch buddies.

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  8. Hey Zuhlsdork, I read your last weak-minded political screed on the Gross repatriation. Che Guevara became a radical mostly due to self indulgent over moneyed, over priviliged CUNTS like you. Take that and your pathetic gun-nut survivalist aging fat man bullshit and shove it all up your fat ASS.

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  9. Hey I thought Z was in Rome ...how come no pics this time?

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    1. Zippo has been rather coy since posting the 'My view for a while' item replete with snaps of coffee, cookie, fat hand, book ("The Wit and Wisdom of Genghis Khan" by Cardinal Ottaviani) and his boarding pass 'upgrade' to 1st Class (the only seats broad enough to accommodate the gluteus maximus of the sacerdos magnus).
      Alas, I think, seared, scarred and a tad shamed by the unrelenting quick wittedness of the commenters here, Lacy Boy has gone completely doggo on where he went or on what precise mission from God. Why should he? That one was 'on me' too! But I digress.........

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  10. Meanwhile, Mother Johanna Mary Cunningwhiskers pontificates from his padded WC seat and declaims patronisingly on the murdered lesser mortals.
    The sooner the Catholic people officially extinguish this ridiculous, pretentious and preposterously stupid Ordinartiate the better. This ponce is an abomination.


    19 December 2014

    Massacres

    "I find it hard to get out of my mind the possibility that the Taliban perpetrated their horrendous and cowardly massacre of schoolchildren as a response to the international parading around of a schoolgirl whom they had previously, criminally, shot for her advocacy of the education of girls (a cause which I strongly favour). It culminated a few days ago in the award to her of a 'Nobel Peace Prize'; the same vacuous but prestigious award which, I recollect, was given to Obama for being black. Not for the first time, I am left wondering how useful provocative gestures are, not least when those making them are not the ones who will probably have to pay the price."

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    1. The Church of England should have taken care of its own trash. I must say that the Catholic Church has my prayerful sympathy for having the toxic waste of this bombastic twittering of twats in the form of this ill conceived ordinariate dumped on the lawns of its being.

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    2. Readerette here. Glad Hunniwicke clarified that he's strongly in favor of educating girls, like the rest of the civilized world. Readerette entertained her doubts up until now.

      Mother Teresa did win one of those vacuous awards, you know. One would have thought everyone knew the they gave it to Obama not because he's black, but because he's not W.

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    3. Yes.. I was fuzzy if some of these trads were in favor of girls' education as well. They certainly like their women to remain silent and in the kitchen.

      And Justin Welby and the Anglican bishops all laugh about how they tricked the Catholics to take their crazy misogynist priests off their hands so that they could be replaced by competent women while having their after dinner brandies.

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  11. What, pray tell, is a ponce?

    My education is lacking.

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    1. Anonymous of the "Ponce" wordDecember 19, 2014 at 2:02 PM

      The word "ponce" is best used to describe pretentions persons who confect some kind of self-endowed importance and often affect preciousness and mincing ways: Gay Ray the Cappa Tragic is a Hall of Fameer; Hunnwickky the Hairy Nose Badger is way up there too; Lacy Lard Ass is a splendid example of the pimping Ponce of the lower ontological order who has spurned the Tango for the Tridentine Hokey Pokey and the Liturgical Line Dance for Twenty in Brocade, Lace, Silly hats with gaily colourful pompoms and smoking handbags. Young priests and Seminarians love all this. Pray, fast, do charitable acts and give them all they need to be great Ponces in Training
      These little notes do not in any way exhaust the semantic field of the word "Ponce." It's portable, flexible and you don't have to pay for it!

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    2. Wow... my compliments for the splendid effort to define a ponce... It all fits compactly into one phrase... SCUMBAG

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  12. This is a diary entry from "Lacy Ponce" a sometimes resident of Madison WI reporting on his latest 'This one's on me' junket to see his good friend Raoul the Cubano seminarian and liturgical pole dancer in Orlando.



    My View For Awhile: Final Flights Edition

    Posted on 19 December 2014 by Fr. John Zuhlsdorf


    "Two more flights to wind up this calendar year. Alas, it has to be one from Orlando. Happily it’s a short hop to the next, and last leg. I think Orlando may be the airport I hate more than all others to fly into and out of."


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  13. While Lacy Boy calls in sick and begs prayers for his personal recovery, good ole boy Bob puts Z's misfortune into a broader perspective. Z, I dare say will be pissed off with this as it draws attention away from his miserable ailing self and from his money box as well.

    Bob B. says:

    20 December 2014 at 12:16 am


    "For my son-in-law who lost his job this past Wednesday. With a 15 month old daughter and his wife, may he find employment soon.
    And may everyone be healthy at this time of year."

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    1. I do feel bad for Bob and the job loss crisis his family is suffering. Sincere prayers for Bob's son-in-law that his loss of work be short lived and prayers too for Bob himself praising his generosity of spirit in that he remembered all at this time of year with wishes of good health.

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    2. Indeed, Bob's was a cry from the heart to the other commenters to pray for his family. All Zippo bleated about at the top to the page was his 'Blech, cough' he caught on a plane and all the devotees could pray for was the Great High Priest.
      Zippo and his disciples reek of collective dysfunctionality.

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    3. Well, at least Bob's intentions have been prayed for... here and by us.

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    4. And that's a genuine 'Amen.'

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    5. But you lot are wasting your time praying because God doesn't listen to people with no charity such as the duds posting here.

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    6. OK, Anon12/23@5:47AM, you know that God isn't listening? Really? How?
      Did God tell this to you personally?

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  14. How's yous doin D? Glads 2 sees yous got sum smilin fotos of that ol Franki. I sur thinks he looks a sour pus normali. He got a face like the bk of a bus. If I had a dog with a fac lik his I'd shav its behnd & mk it wark bkwards. Yous Catholiks sur can pik 'em. He levs me cold. I bet he levs thos homeless cold 2. All sho I thinks. Nuthin genuine in this dude.

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