Monday, November 24, 2014

TOTALLY SUPER COOL SPECTACULAR (not in the vernacular) CALENDAR


Father Major Minor Superior Welcomes you to 2015
Even though the Brotherhood is still living in 1815


Mother MaryJohn Cunnewicke has turned us on to the Transylvanian Redemptorists annual calendar.


I can think of few Calendars ... yes, this is the season, is it not, when people give each other calendars...and other swell toys for bad little boys  (not to mention communicable diseases).. which are more spectacular than that of the Who's Your Papa Transylvanian Spiritual Vampire Redemptorists.
Breath-taking photographs of intimate yet exquisite liturgy alternate with pictures of the breath-taking scenery as the Brethren go about their tasks on the island, not to mention other breathtaking intimacies. True Tridentine Eye Candy as others might say.  In terms of vestments, I love the shots of the working habits: the habits worn during hard labour, (if you know what I mean) with the leather hems worn and torn. July shows Fr Michael Mary and two brethren walking past a farm gate which I think may have been the one which they kindly and carefully opened for me ... and then cheerfully commented "The Bishop Fellay Show just vaulted over that"! My guess is the sheep took to hoof lickety-split when they saw that august prelate's under cassock bloomers flashing in the island's fiery sunset... but I digress...

"There are fairies at the bottom of our garden . . . "

Do you want to know the important centenaries which occur in 2015? (Wasn't Rev'd Father Hunewicke's Absolutely Null and Utterly Void Anglican ordination in 1915?) Would you like an attractive iconic painting of the Divine Child, kilted and wearing the Crown of Scotland (a marvellously beautiful late medieval crown, quite unlike the rather boring English Crown which had to be remade after the Great Rebellion) accompanied by a poem by S Robert Southwell which can be sung to the tune of Auld Lang Syne? (Yeah. Kilted Jesus.WTF) This Calendar is truly and totally unique. Literally unique! (and probably illegal in several countries) And it has all the details needed for it to serve as a daily ORDO for the 1962 rite. (What other VALID rite is there really?)

Golgotha Monastery & Stigmata Blood Lab Island
Papa Benedetto Please Don't Go!
Orkney
KY 69-666
Scotland

YUCK


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35 comments:

  1. The name of his blog is "Fr. Hunwicke's Mutual Enrichment." But I'm feeling ripped off and what has he received from us?

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    1. Valid orders ... unadvisedly

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  2. Dean Inge was always in his stall for The Offices at S. Paul's even though he didn't have much interest in Liturgy as Fr. Hunwicke reminded us.

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  3. I don't believe that Nostra Aetate repudiated the Church's position that the Scots are guilty and cursed as Christ-kilters. Finally, common ground!

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  4. Once again--it's all men! Can't you see that the work of the Church is done by women, you toad?

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    1. Oh I think there are some PRETTY BIG WOMEN in those pictures . . . in fact, the author of the original that this spoof is based on, Mother Honey Whiskers, is a BIG OLD LADY herself!

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    2. Don't worry. Plenty of estrogen in that group.

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  5. Wow, the Fruitcake who runs this blog thinks EVERYONE is a homo. Married priest? Gay. Monks? Gays.

    The only one who's not gay is the Fag-in-chief, the Buenos Aire Tango-Fruit, living in his harem-bordello Santa Marta. Whatevs, everyone in Baires knows what a homo Bergayglio is.

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    1. Fuck u buddy Fr. Big D is the shit ...if u don't like what he has to say don't visit his blog..Fr. D I 3<3<3 u!!!!!

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  6. Welcome!
    I would be that Fruitcake you mention. Thanks. Fruitcake is very popular this time of year. Other times, not so much, eh.
    Is that you Mundy?
    I don't think everyone is gay. Honestly, I really don't give a fat rodents behind who is and who isn't.
    What twists my knickers is those who hammer on others for being gay all while keeping their own little homosecrets. Married convert clergy with children and their gay deacon. Traditionalist "monks" with a secret BDSM lifestyle. New Evangelism Missionary priests on and anti-homosexual rage, threatening to "out" clergy they think are too gay friendly, while they travel three hours on their day off to spend the afternoon and evening in a private gay sex club. And on and on.

    At the risk of sounding uncharitable, piss up a rope.

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  7. Can't dish it but can't take it, right, Fruity?

    Oh, the irony!...

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    1. Huh? Did you intend to write "CAN dish it bit can't take it?"
      If I couldn't take it, I would do what your hero, Zero does. Restrict comments to registered users, as well as ignore or delete all comments I dislike.

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    2. You have a friend, Caligula. As a youth, he was kicked in the head by a pigeon too!

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    3. I hate Z, but you crossed any boundaries long ago, Fruity. This gay obsession not good for your gay-priest-soul.

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    4. Hate is a pretty harsh word. Neither here nor there.
      I will be sure to talk discuss your concern about my gay obsession with my spiritual director and therapist at our next regularly scheduled appointment. Thank you for your deep fraternal charitable concern for my salvation.
      Hugs!
      Fruity

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    5. Fr D is my hero...even if he is straight...

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    6. Oooo mine too ...HUGE Fr. Big D fan :-p

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    7. ^^^^^lmao "Fr."D has a gay groupie

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    8. Blah "Fr." D is definatley in that closet ...give him time and he will come out ...Mundabor is that really u bro????

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    9. Looks like Father D has several gay groupies. Does that make him a Fag Hag?

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    10. Sure Does Stupidtradmom

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  8. It's okay Fr. D....Z will perform an excorism on or for you. Why would he start asking permission of his Bishop now? He hasn't for anything else. Obedience, hierarchy, authority is for all those other people not our globetrotting Z man (and he s a real manly man - just look at his Glock - he likes to show it off all the time).

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    1. Okay. Let's not start whipping out our glocks to compare.
      Everyone keep 'em holstered. O{]=0)

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    2. Hey Z, why don't you make a video where you show the orthodox way to oil and stroke your glock.

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    3. Mmm Fr.Big D stroking his oiled cock...er oops u said clock :-p

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    4. Beware, the rabid Babu the feral Dog Boi is back.

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    5. No, Altar ego of an idiot, I said glock originally, you punned on the word cock saying clock but I am working on a capon for dinner tomorrow. So, cock might fit but the real definition of a capon is: A Rooster that Used'ta...

      I do wish you and yours a most blessed Thanksgiving. I have much for which to be thankful... I'll start with my thanks for Pope Francis.

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    6. Well it takes a Dick, dick to know cock, mmmm Capon ...haven't made it in ages ....I always wanna pick one up whenever I see it in the grocery store but never do...anywho happy thanksgiving to u as well :-)

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    7. Got my glock 9 mm locked and loaded for assholes ....

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  9. A possible cautionary note on the perils of a parallel universe from the mouth of Mother Johanna Hairy Whiskers to the likely lads on Stronsay, the Sons of Mithra:

    "Looking back, I rather think one can characterise Anglicanism as a religion of Miraculous Adverbs and of "Let's pretend"; of "We say X but, of course, we really mean Y"; of "I have eaten my cake, yet Lo, I still have it". That would explain why ....... And why Anglicans asserted so vigorously that their ecclesial body was Catholic and their priesthood identical with that of the Latin and Byzantine Churches, while simultaneously making 'ecumenical' plans (Porvoo; Anglican-Methodist Covenant) to treat Protestant ministers identically with their own priests.

    To think that I spent seven decades in the Church of England without ever really having the faintest idea of what it was all about ... "

    Posted by Fr John Hunwicke at 09:59

    Even after 8 decades he still has no idea.

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  10. I suppose then that the good father has richly deserved his pension from dear old Mother Damnable.

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  11. Oooo goody goody gumdrops I soooo NEED this calendar in the Sacristy...does it come withe the proper liturgical feasts marked?? (Extraordinary form of course) #eyecandy

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  12. Don't get your hopes up. This can't possibly be any kind of beefcake calendar because there aren't even close to twelve people living at that blogsite, er, monastery.

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  13. The neo-Con Lacy Boy is seeing the red and passing the black once more. He's more arced up than an electric welder over Francis' latest showing the moon at free market Capitalism.
    Zippo's truncated theological training (woof woof) skipped hurriedly through the Justice tract in Moral Theology and completely side stepped the Social Encyclicals in Church History.
    He's made up ground though, jetting off the Napa Valley Institute in California, the cutting edge of civilization on this planet; the super excitement of the Acton University junket - where too much Geckoism is barely enough and then there are those three martini lunches with priest friends like Mgrs Sirico, Schall, Draino and Cloaca.
    Zippo's line of thought is that if he, he who has nothing is not starving why should those on a dollar per day be whining and complaining.

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