Monday, November 17, 2014

SPEAKING OF TRIPS: ANNOUNCING FR D'S RE-CONVERSION CRUISE 2014!

Well, it's all but official.

They're off.

No, not just that kind of "off" (that was obvious even to me)

"Off" as in "taking off" . . . . 

URBS JERUSALEM BEATA: Ecône

Our most famous converts in recent years have had a rough year and a half. See, every Pope Benedict fart had a whiff of incense about it and the weight of infallibility. Papa Francesco not so much. These converts have clearly had it with the "Church of Nice" when they were counting on joining the "Church of Mean" so they're on the road again . . . toward really mean Ecône.

OK, they haven't come right out and said it, but do you think Fr. D is stupid or something? (Raise your hand if you want to answer and don't speak until you're called on!)


But whether it's RetRorate's drooling over Sandra Magister-Bator, Reverend Mother Cunniwicke's proposed new papal encyclical Stercus Accidit, Father Z-It's-Me-Back-From-Gay-Pahree teaming up with Michael Voris' hair, or even the Kraziest Katholic in the Kloset . . . they've had it and They. Are. Outta. Here. 

Who knew all it took was a kindly Pope who loves Jesus and the little folks to send this whole angry nasty gang who love only maniples and themselves off to annoy their NEXT Church?




Of course, what Ecône's going to do with all those ex-Anglicans with their committee-cobbled-together liturgies, wives and unsightly facial hair, who knows. Though there is some precedent.



Well, you know how I love to make people laugh and help them have a good time, especially this gang if they'll finally just leave and leave the rest of us alone.

So I've worked out a travel deal to send them on their way!



Fr. D's Re-Conversion Cruise 2014



Ship ahoy! It's Princess Cruises' "Crown Princess"

Is a Princess close enough to a Queen for this gang?


It's even got a LATIN code name: NOROVIRUS!




Have a nice trip . . . oh and DLTDHY, etc.



Or for a beautiful example of the Traditional Latin version of the official Re-Conversion Cruise 2014 "Ecône Anthem," here's Urbs Jerusalem Beata courtesy of New Liturgical Bowel Movement):



DISCLAIMER: Fr. D. is not responsible for vulgarities left by traditionalist Catholics whose heroes I've insulted with my good-natured attempts at humor, especially when those comments are posted during the night after their usual hang-outs have closed down or are being monitored by the police. I don't mind you nutty people having some laughs on me but there's no need to use nasty, dirty words. You kiss your mom or the altar or the gospel book or your framed portrait of Pope What's-His-Name with those lips? Tsk, tsk, tsk!

53 comments:

  1. There is nothing like the smell of Econe in the morning.

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    1. Yes smells of incense and holiness

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    2. Nor the aroma of the diocese of Fanon-Freebee with its internationally famed clerical fugitive, Dn Dombomb AllQueen. No doubt the fellow fugitive would be dropping in to do a bit of brown nosing, chat about the latest in maniples and lace, the rearrangements at the CDW and the fate of the onate Burke - in - Burqa.

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  2. Great idea Fr D! How can we miss them when they won't go away? Very funny idea! If only ....

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    1. What on earth will Mother Johanna Mary Cunningwhisters do with this little piece of news from NCR?:

      Canterbury, England -- "Twenty years after women were ordained as priests, the Church of England is set to appoint its first woman bishop by year’s end or at the start of 2015.

      On Monday, the church’s two most senior leaders, Archbishop of Canterbury Justin Welby and Archbishop of York John Sentamu, signed the change into church, or canon, law after asking the General Synod, made up of bishops, clergy and laity, to signal their approval by a show of hands.

      The shattering of what’s called “the Church of England’s stained-glass window” marks the culmination of years of campaigning for reform.

      In July, the synod, voted overwhelmingly in favor of legislation to create women bishops."

      Furthermore, what will Lacy Boy do? What will Long Skirts, SupertradmalteserMum. Mr Gaget Acardnal, Gravel-Rash Jacobi, the wide-eyed aw shucks Ed Peters etc etc do? They'll throw the expected spittle flecked nutty first then get into lots of self-reinforcing patho-fests.
      'bout time for a serious top up at Z's Wishlists.

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  3. Please stop posting these pics of Pope Francis being.....nice. They are very disturbing. They distract me from eating my beef bourguignon. (fans self)

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  4. Y'all forgot the wives' facial hair.

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    1. Perhaps Fr. D should grow some to cover up that ugly chin of his

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    2. Perhaps he should just cover his chin with a pair of nuts

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    3. Yeah, we could use Burke's. The pope just yanked his out by the roots.

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    4. Naw not Bruke...I think he would like the popes much more since he looooovesFrancis sooooo much lol

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  5. The defection of Wolfman from the sede-vacantist faction of the Lunar Right has clearly thrown into confusion and disarray the more-cash-than-brains tormented and afflicted ones on Lacy Boy's blog.
    He doesn't get his name 'The Vortex' for nothing especially if it goes with a big dose of Draino!

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  6. "Fr." Big D's farts smell like COCK ....So does his breath...#comment will be deleted in 3, 2,1.....

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    1. Nah, Altar boi... it is better to leave your quote up for all to see. It adds perspective to what we already know; that being that you and your ilk are damaged followers of wrong thinking. Well, so much for my attempt at being nice.... you are really a deranged asshole.

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    2. Dick, I think he learned his transatlantic bad habits from the brick throwing mindless 'Christian' skin head, bovver boys from Brixton. They are the followers of the dipstick 'Eccles and Bosco', the brown nosing sycophants of the auto-erotic Kamikaze Mundabor.
      Not only that. They can't spell!

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    3. Sieg Hiel Sieg Heil now suck "fr." D's small penis ha fucking faggots

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  7. Ooooo goody goody gum drops my comment stayed :-) now Dick may sure you smoke Fr. Big D's pole extra long and hard tonite :-p

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    1. Cardinal Burke, PLEASE! Show some decorum.

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    2. hahaha! AWESOME retort.

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  8. Hmmmm I have a theory ...Mr big Dick Hertz must be "Fr." D's admin/butt buddy ....

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    1. Ya he probably is ...they dress up in leather ( fr. D has a fetish for leather)and blow each other ....wonder who's the bottom and who's the top of their perverse relationship

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    2. Wow this blog is full of more wierdos than Zs blog geeez smh

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    3. All of Zombie's posters have to register. Fr D lets all you closeted traditionalist freaks say whatever. It's been a great education for me to see just how sick Zuhlsdorf and Burke cheerleaders are.

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    4. BUZZZZZZ -- WRONG Anon11-17@8:12PM but thanks for playing anyway!

      But anyway, don't you have something better to offer than one line insults implying a relationship with the owner of this blog? Now tell the truth... what arouses you more, pictures of Mother Angelica or Cardinal Burke?

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  9. Congratulations Fr D! Looks like you really hit close to home with this episode. At least if all the sick right wingers commenting are any indication. It's funny to see how pissed off they are and really enlightening to see on what subject their mental illness focuses. No wonder Pope Francis is totally ignoring the dress up crowd and taking the Church back to Jesus. Thanks for making fun of them so effectively. Fun to see them come undone.

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  10. Hey anyone happen to catch last night's Walking Dead episode???

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    1. MargaretTaylorUlizioNovember 17, 2014 at 9:51 PM

      I just watched it through Amazon Prime. I liked it better than last week's episode with the scientist guy who really isn't a scientist. We don't have cable just subscriptions to Netflix, Hulu and so on. We just starting watching Constantine, entertaining in its own way...

      I am signing with my real name after having been mistaken for a troll. I don't think I am a troll, though STM thinks I am ..

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    2. Ya that's another story line ...the scientist one I could so with out ...Constantine looks good just haven't gotten into yet soooo many shows such little time lol...Netflix is a great time waster lol I binged many a season ...waiting for my current Netflix fav to come back with new episodes, Lillyhammer

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    3. Sorry if I mistook you for a troll Margaret. Mea maxima culpa!
      I watched two episodes of Constantine. I'm thinking of adding it to my limited regular show list, or perhaps binge watching on vacation or a rainy day off.

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  11. Lol speaking of Zombies

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    1. Ya kina one of those episodes I didn't like ...like the Dayrl/Beth episode

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    2. I didn't like it either let's get back to Rick and the gang already

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    3. Norman Reedus is a bad ass tho ...can't wait for Boondock Saints 3

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    4. Never got into Walking Dead. They Typing Dead entertain me well enough. Too many Zombies in real life for me.

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  12. B========D~~~~~~(-:

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    1. ^^^^ Is that supposed to be D jizzing on Dick Hertz face lol

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    2. I for one can't believe how much Sons of Anarchy has sucked this season ...too much killing not enough story line ...sad since this is the last season

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    3. I think Gemma is going to finally have to pay the piper for all of her decades of deceit. Seeing Bobby Elvis leave the building, that was a sad moment.

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    4. Ya but u think Jax will really do something to Gemma...OMG poor Bobby Elvis

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    5. They have all clearly come down with rabies after being bitten by their playful rogue mastiff pal, Bubu the Dog boi.

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  13. Thanks for giving the links right in the story to the traddy nuts out there. This place is like a portal to the craziest righties and a showcase for their really sick followers.

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    1. Sometimes they even take time out of their busy schedules and visit us here. Happy times.
      Happy, happy, happy.

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  14. Just wanted to say goodnight to all of you, Fr Z's altar boys! Get some beauty sleep eventually. You all need it even more than my ugly @zz face does.

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    1. Awwww sweet dreams Fr. Big D xoxoxo have a goodnight :-)

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  15. Omg I need to leave this sight alone ....very entertaining as of late ....perusing this site is making me late for Compline ( chanted in Latin of course)

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  16. Dick Hertz seems like a "power top" ...common really with that screen name

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    1. We used to have a power top on the convertible. It was great until it busted. Then we had a manual top put on to replace it.

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  17. I am sorry to hear that the neo-trads and krazies have visited you with vulgar remarks. In my many years of dealing with the krazies I have found that they are people who are governed by compulsive fears as they see their entire reality constructs being undermined by change. Pope Francis' willingness to set the barque of Peter out into the deep in search of souls absolutely terrifies them. The anger comes from this sort of fear. Fortunately most of them (the authors of Mundabor and Pope Francis the Destroyer excepted) are so governed by a strict self-righteousness that they won't descend into vulgarity but you apparently have triggered the few whose mothers never taught them better. By the way, in looking through some your back entries as I have tried to familiarize myself with your blog, that P.D.Q. Requiem for Four Accordions is the absolutely funniest thing I have yet to see in print. I hope you haven't copyrighted that phrase as I am desperate to use it myself

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  18. Father Doozy,
    Has this blog become more popular in the last few months? What happened?

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  19. I think Z has a new tactic. The recent headline over there is already a parody, and he has started talking about his food pictures in the same way. Maybe he's trying funny now, since the other tactics have quit working??

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    1. I think that Lacy Boy has reached a stage where he is finally realizing that his dream run of clerical entitlement rapidly coming to an end. Even those previously most compliant and unquestioning are clearly coming to the conclusion that he is a self-serving, manipulative, presumptuous dissembler.

      Even his campaign to vilify, dumb-down and sideline Francis is faltering badly as his ideological allies and heroes like Wolfman Voris, Burke, Chaput, Sandra Minestrone and others find themselves strung out, hung out and marginalized.

      What is really getting up his nose in a big way is the massive loss in income especially as it will continue to be a huge hurdle for him to explain the ongoing issues of absence from Villetri-Segni, non-performance of the twelve year Roman doctorate at the Patristicum and his sine-cure status.

      I doubt however that, despite all his 'challenges,' the great pretender will go quietly.

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    2. Doaud, if you were the Bishop of the Suburbicarian Diocese of In Flagrante-Delicto and Zed was living thousands of miles away, working in another diocese and not asking you for anything, would you really be all that concerned? Incomplete doctorate or not, out of sight, out of mind as far as I am concerned.

      Were I Bishop Vincenzo Apicella.... well never mind. Enough written.

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