|The Fickle Finger of Stanislaus|
- No disrespect to junior high girls, but only they could match RetRorate's impressive posting on recreation room gossip overheard at the "the seminary of an extremely important Argentine Archdiocese" (get it? what sneaky onions over there!)
- Or score an interview with one of the Church's most influential bishops, + Anathema Scheitfurbrainz, Auxiliary Bishop of the Archdiocese of Saint Mary in Asstanning, Camelshitdumpistan, who during a recent kielbasa run to Gadansk, spilled the secret synod beans to a Polish news outlet. Be still my heart!
- Or Mother Cunniwicke, now making fierce efforts to prove he really, really, REALLY hates the Pope even more than Damian Thompson and his boyfriend. In "Bells and Smells and Tat Galore!", Cunniwicke says he accepts the teaching of Unitatis Redintegratio, Ut unum sint, Communionis notio, and Dominus Iesus. Apostolicae Curae - not so much.
|Bishop ZZ Gabor (the Z stands for Zygsmundt), left, cradles the Fickle Finger, as Il Magnificenzo (right) trudges, practicing to be Pope|
Speaking of fingers, to all you Trid-Trad Pope Francis hating bloggers, Fr D gives you the Bad Finger: Come and Get It (performed by Church Militant TV's house band, who bought their hair where Michael Voris got his!)