Thursday, August 21, 2014
THE KREEPIEST KATHOLIC KRAZY or "KLEANSING the KLOSET"
Like I said the other day, I like to make people laugh. And being a young-un, relatively speaking, I missed so much of the beauty of pre-Vatican II traditional Catholicism. You know, the cool stuff people are so nostalgic for: 12 minute Requiem Masses, Mass of the Lord's Supper and Easter Vigil at 8:00 AM, fractured knuckles under Sister M. Contracepta's righteously-wielded ruler or Brother Sadisticus' unforgettable catechism class! As Father Zz (top?) would say, "Just too cool!"
But thanks to a blog one of my old high school classmates sent me, I'm kind of able to relive the spirit of "those thrilling days of yesteryear"!
We in the loosey-goosey Catholic blogosphere don't like to poach on fellow bloggers' territory, and (as you can tell) I couldn't match this one's brain power anyhow, so I leave the graduate-school level analysis of Katholic Krazies to the anonymous master here.
But if any visiting self-styled "traditional Catholics" are wondering why more people don't hate the Pope and love your pomp, just mosey on over to Mundabor: Catholicism Without Compromise - or as I like to call it the Kreepiest Katholic Krazy of them all! And while you're there, check out the names (and sometimes the pictures!) of the "bloggers who like this" (if you've been to your local Triddy-Trad venue, you may even recognize the type).
After being greeted by Papa Pacelli's Death Stare (the friendly face of traditional Catholicism) you can get the gist of this nut-job's psychosis (well, one of them!) by going no further than today's slam against "Pope Humble," "unhappily reigning," whose retirement or any less kindly demise (this is the kind of Krazy who has voodoo dolls and pins in the house, I'm sure) he fervently prays for (in Vulgate Latin, of course) every day. Check it out here.
When he's not hating Pope Francis, "Mundabor" is reliving the Crusades in a truly Christ-like way, putting nuns back in their place ("not even young lesbians want to be LCWR nuns anymore," he tells us, in a delightfully traditional-style Catholic posting entitled "Bitching Dinos"), and he really, Really, REALLY hates Anglicans, Protestants and anyone who is nice to them, especially - OF COURSE! - Pope Francis, whom he thinks was drunk while filming his wonderful video message to Evangelical Pastors.
But there's a recurring theme in post after post on "Mundabor's" blog and, as you can see from this posting on Pope Francis raping the Church (complete with the photo caption, "Faggot is who faggot does"), it's a subject our Kreepy Krazy Katholic really "warms" to, if you get my drift. As Aretha Franklin sang, "Now I ain't no psychiatrist, I ain't no doctor with no degree." But it makes me wonder if "Mundabor" had a special reason for choosing that blogger-name. The Latin shows up at the very beginning of his beloved Traditional Latin Mass in the Sunday "Asperges," the sprinkling with holy water, "Thou shalt sprinkle me, O Lord, with hyssop and I shall be cleansed (mundabor).
Methinks it's this Kreepiest Katholic Krazy ever whose Kloset needs some serious Kleansing!