Saturday, July 12, 2014
SUMMER FUN?? FOR THE YOUNG??
Normal, all-American boy, with time weighing heavy? What with barn chores over by 6 AM and home-schooling in hiatus so Mom can catch up on her caning .... uh, canning ....
Idleness is the Devil's workshop, Sister says, even with EWTN's purity-chip installed on the family computer!
So how about something almost no one in his right mind would come up with in this day and age?
Latin Mass Altar Boy Camp and "fun for boys and young men age seven to adult!"
Catholic Amish Meets Southern Baptist Hee-haw!
What could possibly go wrong?
For youths disinclined to physical "sporting," certified and bow-tied instructors will be available for some hands-on flute and organ exercises.
(Friends, this has to be the Traddie attempt to match the Trendies "Giant Puppet" score on the Super Creep-o-meter!)