Saturday, July 12, 2014

SUMMER FUN?? FOR THE YOUNG??

Normal, all-American boy, with time weighing heavy? What with barn chores over by 6 AM and home-schooling in hiatus so Mom can catch up on her caning .... uh, canning ....

Idleness is the Devil's workshop, Sister says, even with EWTN's purity-chip installed on the family computer!

So how about something almost no one in his right mind would come up with in this day and age?

Latin Mass Altar Boy Camp and "fun for boys and young men age seven to adult!"

Catholic Amish Meets Southern Baptist Hee-haw! 

What could possibly go wrong?


For youths disinclined to physical "sporting," certified and bow-tied instructors will be available for some hands-on flute and organ exercises.

(Friends, this has to be the Traddie attempt to match the Trendies "Giant Puppet" score on the Super Creep-o-meter!)

15 comments:

  1. Where's the firearms training???

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  2. Wow! No parents-- prepubescent boys being "cared for" by powerful male clergy who are into strict discipline-- unsupervised adult male clergy who believe that they are ontologically superior---- Hmmmm...that doesn't sound like a recipe for disaster, does it? Haven't we been down this road a time or two?

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    1. Just teach your sons to say: No, Father, you may NOT handle my thurifer!

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  3. If your live in the San Francisco area, run ... don't walk ... to Star of the Sea on Geary Boulevard to see the fruits of labors such as these. Or, for Oaklanders, don't miss St. Margaret Mary.

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    1. St John Catinus in Chi-town... creepy and retrograde.

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    2. Oh God, St. Margaret Mary! The irony is that of all the liturgical craziness one can experience in the East Bay, by far the winner for most bizarre is this place--it is literally BRIMMING with the ladies loving themselves some incense and some dress-up...and someone seems to have told the altar boys that sucking on a lemon is necessary before experiencing the joy of the Eucharist. So freaking STRANGE!

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  4. Whose needs are being met? Not the boys' I'll bet.

    These clerics in Baroque drapery and doing the controlled ritualized all male dancing are the real adolescents here and very dangerous ones at that.

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  5. What's next? Castrados??

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    1. Our attorney has advised us not to discuss the matter. (Nor the form or intent)

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  6. off topic but past few days he has had a couple posts on anglicans and lutherans (lutherans getting into latin of all things) - does he have to every other sentence make rude statements about the catholic view of their eucharists? im very conservative theologically speaking but damn its so condescending and juvenile to the extreme to mock their sacraments, whether we view them to be valid or not.

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    1. huh short time after i made above comment fr z made a post on anglican confessions and was noticeably politer towards them, credit due when credit due i suppose

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    2. He's also having a profound 'crise nerveuse' at the moment with the sharp decline in monetary inflows for the frequent 'my view for a while' excursions to his special hot beds of Temple worship, ammo, prime cuts, top shelf boissons, to say nothing of a la mode Baroque Fiddle Backs and accessories.

      Even the increase in such interventions as Cyber shouted 'Action Items', 'What to do with a broken Sacrarium,' 'But, Father, but Fathers' the disciples are becoming more alert to the Z's hubris, rapacity to say nothing of his presumption on and contempt for the hands that feed him.

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    3. As of today, 7/17/14 he has raised 5 new subscribers out of a goal of 50. His dollar meter shows less than 1500 of his goal of 4000.

      This arse hat's stock is dropping quicker than he'd drop on a physical training hike.

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    4. He should try making Italian and Latin lessons complete with grammar and vocabulary that would be worth subscribing to, not attack pieces and 2nd admen dement survivalism

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  7. Monthly dupes watch! As of the 27th of July his take is only $2006 out of a goal of $4000 and only 5 new subscribers for the month.

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