Tuesday, May 20, 2014

FATHER Z SPANKS TWO DEACONS PUBLICLY

Yes, it's true. Father Z attempted to bitch slap two deacons via his blog. Well, they DID deserve it of course.(Not!)  There were talking about him after all! Imagine the nerve of those deacons! How dare they take on A PRIEST!!

Why?  You ask.  In Zzzz's own words "They disseminated something about me that isn’t true.  This isn’t a huge deal, (But I bet he makes it one) but it bears some explanation because I really like the topic."



 In a recent post about his Kansas City Bender, the ever good Father rather proudly related that he wore an amice that once belonged of the Cure of Ars, Saint John Vianney. I really didn't take much notice of this (though I do think it is very cool, and I'm a little bit jealous) until one of my three loyal readers mentioned it, and another shared with me a quote attributed to the saint that kind of sort of fits the situation.


"Are people bad-mouthing you? They're telling the truth. Are they singing your praise? They're making fun of you."
-Cure' of Ars

What else can we say?

People correct me all the time.  I miss the mark at least fifty percent of the time, so they are right in doing so.  This is part of the reason that I allow open comments.  We all need an ego check from time to time.  

Speaking of ego checks, its seems that Deacon Bill Ditewig, Ph.D. is giving one to our brother Father Zzzz.  Take note of the comments and Deacon Bill's follow up. 

13 comments:

  1. Unreal. He really is an antisocial dickhead. A private note via email might have been more effective.
    Imagine being his spiritual director in seminary.

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. Yeah, exactly why he never should have been ordained. The anger in that soul would set Yoda to overruling the Jedi council. His temper is so front-facing, so short-fused and so petty that you honestly wonder if he's violent.

      Delete
    2. Fear and Self Loathing in Madison.
      I suspect the only thing that might make him violent is seeing naked lady parts. EEEEEEEEWWWW!

      Get thee behind me!
      No. Not you lady. Cover your head, make a pie and birth some future Catholics that will love the MISSAL of Saint John XXIII!
      I'm talking to that cute young Latino man.

      Delete
    3. Readerette here. You say antisocial, but he's quite the social critter, isn't he? No, I think we more accurately classify Fr Z in the Narcissitic Personality Disorder box. The symptoms are all there in bold relief. No, let's make that bas-relief. (I know he reads this blog and he will appreciate my droll erudition making a joke about shallowness. Well, maybe not. But he'll get the joke I think even if he doesn't laugh. He prob'ly will get a little finchy at it in fact.)

      Look that's why Anon above is right. With Fr Z's prolific output we're treated to a pretty convincing portrait of a man with serious psychological issues. He might say he got thrown out of his American seminary for being too conservative but it is really obvious that isn't the only reason he had to go halfway around the world to a place where they don't do psych batteries on ordinands. Since he could not qualify to be a priest by American standards, he started mocking the standards as his alibi.

      Signed,
      Churlish in Charlottesville

      Delete
    4. I thought that he was kicked out of the seminary for committing disordered acts with other seminarians. But who are we to judge? (Okay we can totally judge ZZZZ because he enjoys harshly bullying and judging others.)

      Delete
    5. I have not even heard a WHISPER of Zed being booted from American seminaries for homosexual activity. To be straight (pardon the pun) he would probably have had a better chance if he had. The 80's were not a time to be a devotee of the 1962 Missal in most places.

      Delete
  2. Here's the killer quote: "attempting to correct me (who has already forgotten as much about these matters has most clerics will ever know)."

    YES, friends, it's true. Fr Zzzzz knows EVERYTHING about liturgy ... and Latin ... and music ... and theology ... and morals ... and literature ... and he speaks half a dozen languages ... and he's a mean shot with assault weapons ... and, most of all, most important, he knows about FOOD. Remember the Z~motto: Say the order. Clean your plate. Pass the check.

    Ohhhhh yes he is so good and learned and wise, our Fr Zzzzz. Shame, shame, shame on that baaaaad deacon for questioning him. Shame on all the people the baaaad deacon associates with.

    ReplyDelete
  3. I noticed in his quotes from Ed Peters (that horse's ass) that one of the reasons for a canonical trial is inspiring hatred or contempt for the Church. I never think less of the Church than when I read of one of Z's greasy food-and-lace orgies throughout Rome--is there any way we can get him put on trial?!?!? Ed Peters can be his lawyer! We can bring forth pancetta and spent Uzi casings as evidence! Hell, we can even bring out a scale and ask Z if he's been lying to his doctor!

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. As an animal lover I must object to you referring to that canon liar in that manner. I like the image of pancetta and shell casings tagged in evidence though.

      Delete
  4. Hey. Isn't lying a mortal sin? Shouldn't Z be at Confession right now? Considering his freak outs over remarrid divorcees receiving Communion, he definitely wouldn't take Communion or say Mass in a state of mortal sin would he?

    ReplyDelete
  5. The ironic and very rich thing about all of this is this Deacon Ditewig is quite an intellectual heavy weight and besides the PhD the man is a patriot, serving 22 years as a Hebrew and Russian cryptological linguist (so he's fluent in 2 of the hardest languages in the world.... and worked on decoding their military hyper coded transmissions)

    And the appreciation this man gets is Zuhlsdorf and his ZZzzzzZombies go on the attack. Check out the comments http://billditewig.wordpress.com/2014/05/20/a-plea-to-father-z-its-the-mass-of-pius-v/

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. Deacon Ditewig has taken the high road in this whole affair.
      While not backing down, he has apologized for any mistake he made, stuck to his original point AND closed the rabbit hole.
      Bravo!

      Delete
  6. SO WHAT if Deacon Bill is an intellectual heavyweight? Fr Zzzzzzz is a heavyweight, plain and simple. Even his fingers are starting to look like plump sausages. As Fr Zzzzzz says, he has eaten more food than most clerics will ever ... hmmmm, never mind, too much information here.

    ReplyDelete