Can we blog?
You might think Fathers only guilty pleasures are wine, scotch, cigars, imported food stuffs, expensive restaurants and world travel on the other people's dime.
I have a secret.
I love Joan Rivers.
Don't Start. Father already knows.
But Father, but Father! She's a WOMAN!
But Father, but Father! She's a Jew!
But Father, but Father! She has a foul mouth.
Father knows just about everything. Just ask me and I will tell you.
Why else would you send me thousands of dollars each month in cash and gifts? Because I know. I know what you want to hear, and I tell you.
Read the interview here. Joan Rivers: Why Johnny Carson 'Never Ever Spoke to Me Again'
Joan get's me. She "get's" this blog. Joan, call Father! We'll do lunch!