"But, Father, but, Father . . . WHAT is 'so ecclesial' about THAT? It's about a dumb-as-a-doorknob hack-flunky who brown-noses his way through school and into an advertising agency and up to the top of the ladder! What's THAT got to do with the Church?"
IF only I had been more attentive to "polishing the apple" when I was at the PCED, I might still be there now.