Saturday, February 18, 2017
Tuesday, January 31, 2017
Thursday, January 5, 2017
It is my pleasure to release at long last the super ultra exclusive new hit from the always backward-looking performance artist Doushio!
I had note from Doushio, who has been pensive of late:
I’ve been pensive of late. Just ponder about the great contributions that His Holiness Emeritus Papa Ratzi has been making to the Church for SO many… so very many many many many many many many many many years. It’s seems like such a long time that he’s been making contributions and we just can’t have enough of them. He’s been, God bless him, lowering the standards of ecumenism, social progress, pastoral compassion and any reasonable modern expression of our faith for so very many many many many many many many many many many years. I had to find a way to honor him. What’s better than… a song? A schismatic nostalgic priestly society? Or maybe a gasping wheezing Ordinariate? Yeah. I should probably go with the song. Less chance of total failure.
Thus spake Doushio. He quickly teamed up with his old colleague from back in the day, The Effeminate Rev Mum MJC to produce what will surely be yet another platinum shit.
You recall some of Doushio’s previous hits, which you without question whistle on the way to those nightly adoration hours or during your summers in that funny little town on the Massachusetts Cape so devoted to the Holy Patriarch Noah. Who can forget Chantilly Lace and a Little Brocade, Man I Feel Like a Woman (and I like it) and of course the NAC spirit song Don't Want No Short Dick Man.
Saturday, December 31, 2016
Happy New Year to each and every Reader and Readerette!
You are appreciated and for those who comment regularly I am even more grateful for your humorous and sometimes intellectual contributions.
What a year!
Father is looking forward to 2017 with eager anticipation. I am certain the Krazies, both Konvert and Kradle, will give us plenty of material to mock and parody.
You will all be crumb on the diskos on the First of January.
Pray for Father D (and Reynaldo who has been a bit under the weather as of late.)
May each of you find true Joy and Peace in the coming year.
Just before midnight we learned of the passing of Father D's old confessor Father Francis Xavier Mulcahy.
R I P William Christopher.
Monday, December 26, 2016
Saturday, December 24, 2016
Friday, December 16, 2016
Is that a potato in your pocket or are you to see Us?
Annual Prelatial Potato Gun Shoot at the FSSP seminary. Holy boys playing with manly toys.
And don't forget Father's Useless Hats For Primping Chaps Drive. These boys need the proper costumes for their Live Action Liturgical 1940's Reenactment gatherings.
What better way to thumb our noses at the Holy Father than to help young budding soon to be preening priests look their best.
(Remember boys to hide your toys until after the Chrism dries on your hands lest you be deselected and forced to search out a Roman Subterranean Diocese to ordain you. It's not the easy path. )